You know you are an Email Junkie when...
- Added by webchilly, November 9, 2008 at 2:36am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are an Email Junkie:
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
- You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using your word processor.com
- Your cat has its own home page.
- You start using smileys in your snail mail.
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More reasons You know you are an Email Junkie
- You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
- You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.shtml.
- Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem...And you succeed.
- You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap....and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
- You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.

