1. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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4. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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5. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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6. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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8. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem...And you succeed.
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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9. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using your word processor.com
   by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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10. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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More reasons You know you are an Email Junkie

11. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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12. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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13. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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14. Your cat has its own home page.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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15. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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16. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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17. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap....and your child in the overhead compartment.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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18. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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19. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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20. You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.shtml.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

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21. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
    by webchilly | November 9, 2008 at 2:36am. | add comment

    7 up, 11 down