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Too Much Caffeine Jokes

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Too Much Caffeine Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you have had Too Much Caffeine:

  1. You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    97 up, 60 down
  2. You can jump-start your car without cables.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    89 up, 56 down
  3. You lick your coffeepot clean.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    95 up, 64 down
  4. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    94 up, 65 down
  5. Your web page has the Mountain Dew color scheme.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    83 up, 57 down
  6. You don?t sweat, you percolate.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    83 up, 60 down
  7. You see nothing wrong with using water joe to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    79 up, 56 down
  8. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    81 up, 60 down
  9. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    82 up, 65 down
  10. You get a speeding ticket even when you?re parked
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    89 up, 73 down


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More about "too much caffeine"

caffine is a bitter white crystalline xanthine that acts as a psychoactive stimulant drug and a mild diuretic (speeds up urine production)[3] in humans and other animals. Caffeine was discovered by a German chemist, Friedrich Ferdinand Runge, in 1819. He coined the term "kaffein", a chemical compound in coffee, which in English became caffeine.[4] Caffeine is also called guaranine when found in guarana, mateine when found in mate, and theine when found in tea; all of these names are synonyms for the same chemical compound.

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More reasons You know you have had Too Much Caffeine

  1. You know from experience caffeine tablets don?t dissolve in cola.
    by webchilly | November 11, 2008 at 1:12am. | add comment
    77 up, 71 down

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