You know you are a Sky Diver when...
- Added by webchilly, November 11, 2008 at 2:29am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Sky Diver:
- You can't think of a good reason to pick up your mail for three weeks5 up, 3 down
- You plan your vacations around skydiving boogies.5 up, 3 down
- On a full moon night, you look up and think "Night jumps!"5 up, 3 down
- say that you've done something skydiving-related.4 up, 3 down
- Whenever a passenger in a fast-moving car, you stick your head out the4 up, 3 down
- You think of Jack Jeffries, Tamara Koyn and Norm Kent as "famous".5 up, 4 down
- this before" and you yell out "THAT'S a case of beer!".4 up, 4 down
- Whenever leaving an establishment you yell "DOOR" to all the patrons4 up, 4 down
- You don't own any clothing that you didn't get at a boogie.4 up, 4 down
- to jump.4 up, 4 down
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Skydiver or Sky Diver however you want to call them, are thrill seekers who jump out of a plane at 20,000 feet.[+] Post a Comment
More reasons You know you are a Sky Diver
- You analyze every flag you see in terms of which direction you'd face4 up, 4 down
- It's a dark sky with low clouds and you're thinking "Hop -n- Pops!".4 up, 4 down
- You've kissed more people in freefall than you have on the ground.3 up, 3 down
- You catch yourself flaking the bed instead of making it3 up, 3 down
- You "dirt-dive", "post-dive" and critique your love-making sessions.3 up, 4 down
- You analyze every flag you see in terms of it's too windy/not too windy3 up, 4 down
- to land.3 up, 4 down
- You know to the tenth of a mile how far it is from your driveway to the3 up, 4 down
- it's break-off altitude.3 up, 4 down
- ever in reference to yourself.3 up, 4 down
- You have your paycheck direct-deposited into the dz account.3 up, 4 down
- You know the dz phone number while you don't even know your own.3 up, 4 down
- horny gorilla.3 up, 4 down
- days you have to work or have other 'Relative Work' to do.2 up, 3 down
- You love the smell of 'Jet A' in the morning!2 up, 3 down
- Losing your job is a reason for celebration!2 up, 3 down
- Your 'work' clothes have grippers.2 up, 3 down
- You try to convince the State Trooper that your "D" license allows you to2 up, 3 down
- do ANYTHING!2 up, 3 down
- Your log book is thicker than any book you've ever read.2 up, 3 down
- 'damn, look how high it is' and you're saying 'damn, look how low it2 up, 3 down
- When you wear your rig on commercial passenger flights, just in case.2 up, 3 down
- When seeing seats in a twin otter gives you the willies.2 up, 3 down
- When you go to divorce court and give your ex everything as long as2 up, 3 down
- you can keep all your skydiving gear.2 up, 3 down
- When you log a jump on December 25 and the fact it is Christmas2 up, 3 down
- Your six year old son can teach the first jump course.2 up, 3 down
- You put your arms down and back in a full track when running2 up, 3 down
- You estimate your chances of pulling off a hard front riser2 up, 3 down
- turn when looking out any window above four stories.2 up, 3 down
- You find yourself mentally telling the pilot when to flare2 up, 3 down
- Your christmas tree has more skydivers on it that an Otter can3 up, 4 down
- Your thinking about taking all the but the driver's seats out2 up, 3 down
- of your car.2 up, 3 down
- Everytime you get pulled over for speeding you tell the cop you2 up, 3 down
- go.2 up, 3 down
- Your favorite movie in the world is just over sixty seconds2 up, 3 down
- Your whuffo friends only call if the weather man says the2 up, 3 down
- you say, "look at all those holes!".2 up, 3 down
- riding in an extremely loud vehicle for about twenty minutes, throwing2 up, 3 down
- yourself out the door and NOT! killing yourself.2 up, 3 down
- You can't think of a better way to relax other than falling 10,000 feet.2 up, 3 down
- You fill out your packing data card in braille and try to convince the drop2 up, 3 down
- You consider sleeping in a slanted plane as comfortable.2 up, 3 down
- can talk her into......skydiving!".2 up, 3 down
- Your girlfriend holds out her left hand and says the word diamond.You2 up, 3 down
- Your friends think it's funny to, when you are sleeping, blow a fan in2 up, 3 down
- When someone asks you where you're from, you reply with the name of2 up, 3 down
- your dz, not your hometown.2 up, 3 down
- weather.2 up, 4 down
- The smell of bug spray makes you think of skydiving.2 up, 4 down
- country!".2 up, 4 down
- You sign your checks with your name and USPA number.2 up, 4 down
- Every time someone's beeper goes off you look at your watch to see if2 up, 4 down
- You don't remember your anniversary or your mother's birthday, but you2 up, 4 down
- know down to the second how much accumulated freefall time you have.2 up, 4 down
- "Talon" "Racer" .....3 up, 5 down
- You walk everywhere watching the sky.2 up, 4 down
- You show up at the dz even on the worst-weather days because at least2 up, 4 down
- Your whuffo friends just don't understand why you would want to "do" a2 up, 4 down
- You have no idea what is happening on the weekends in your town.2 up, 4 down
- You have more pairs of Tevas than you do sneakers.2 up, 4 down
- The term "PC" makes you think of pilot chutes, not personal computers2 up, 4 down
- You name your dog "Toggles"2 up, 4 down
- You forget to lower your voice when talking to your jumper friends in2 up, 4 down
- a restaurant about the weekend's lost dildos, loose legstraps and lack2 up, 4 down
- You're making love to your partner and they whisper "I've never done2 up, 5 down
- On cloudy/windy days you go to the drop zone anyway and bitch about the2 up, 5 down
- window and yell "FIVE LEFT" to the driver.2 up, 5 down
- You feel naked without at least one jump ticket in your wallet.2 up, 5 down
- You wish for wind, rain, snow, earthquakes, locusts, tornados, etc. on1 up, 4 down
- You can't imagine how anyone can go on vacation without a parachute.1 up, 4 down
- Your rig costs more than your trailer.1 up, 4 down
- You ware a Skydiving T-shirt and bring a six pack to a job interview.1 up, 4 down
- You stop by the New River Bridge and take a look.1 up, 4 down
- All the others are saying1 up, 4 down
- is'.1 up, 4 down
- When you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost.1 up, 4 down
- When buying a house seems like a terrible waste of jump money.2 up, 5 down
- When you own three rigs, three altimeters, three dytters....1 up, 4 down
- doesn't enter your mind.1 up, 4 down
- down stairs.1 up, 4 down
- When you wake up with a mean hangover in a tent, the first1 up, 4 down
- thing you check is your rig. Then the person sleeping next to you.1 up, 4 down
- while landing on a commercial flight.1 up, 4 down
- carry.1 up, 4 down
- just made your first skydive in the hopes that he will let you1 up, 4 down
- long.2 up, 5 down
- weekend will be shitty.1 up, 4 down
- Your friends look at the sky and say, "look at all those clouds", and1 up, 4 down
- You wake up in the morning feeling like death warmed over, after having a1 up, 4 down
- few too many beers the night before, and your solution to this consists of1 up, 4 down
- zone owner it's legal.1 up, 4 down
- You see an incredibly beautiful woman and you think, "hmm, I wonder if I1 up, 4 down
- picture a fourway formation, look at your girlfriends hand realize the1 up, 4 down
- diamond she's talking about is going to cost over 200 jumps, and then,1 up, 4 down
- with a smile, picture your girlfriends suitcases on the porch.1 up, 4 down
- Your friend says "let's go to the beach", and you grab your rig.1 up, 4 down
- You try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you1 up, 4 down
- really! would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor.1 up, 4 down
- your face and set a beeper off near your ear.1 up, 4 down
- On cloudy/windy days you pull out your parachute and pack it just to2 up, 6 down
- before opening the door.1 up, 5 down
- Every single one of your whuffo friends is to the point of wanting to1 up, 5 down
- kill you every time you mention skydiving.1 up, 5 down
- It's so windy that trees are bending over and you're thinking "Cross1 up, 5 down
- You allow a maximum 55 seconds of "working time" when making love.1 up, 5 down
- after your issues of "Skydiving" and "Parachutist" arrive.1 up, 5 down
- drop zone's driveway.1 up, 5 down
- You analyze sessions of love-making in terms of "points turned".1 up, 5 down
- You refer to your recent break-up as an "intentional cut-away".1 up, 5 down
- You can't remember the true meanings of the words "Stilletto" "Javelin"1 up, 5 down
- you can sit around drinking beer.1 up, 5 down
- You can't mention the word "first" in casual conversation, at work, or1 up, 5 down
- Anytime you have sex with someone for the first time you think "Beer!"1 up, 5 down
- You drive a beaten-up car because you really need that new canopy more.1 up, 5 down
- You wonder what whuffos _DO_ with themselves on gorgeous summer weekends1 up, 5 down
- You look at your VCR and think, "Hmm, that's gotta be worth a few jumps.1 up, 5 down
- of penetration1 up, 5 down
- You refer to Weddings, Funerals, Birthdays, etc. as 'Relative Work'1 up, 5 down
