Photoshop Jokes

1. You know what CMYK stands for
   by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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2. You analyze ads in magazines to figure out "how they did it"
   by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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3. You know at least two three-key-or-more commands (Cmd+Option+Shift+Click)
   by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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4. 'Vector' has become a part of your every-day vocabulary
   by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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5. You can accurately explain smart objects to a non-photoshop user in under one minute
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6. You spot mistakes in professional prints and wonder how the hell those beginner could get the job.
   by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment

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7. You're subscribed to at least 5 photoshop tutorial websites
   by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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8. You find yourself holding down the space bar and dragging when you're surfing the web
   by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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9. You even know what HSB and LAB stand for
   by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment

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10. you look out at the sea and think "I wonder who used ocean ripple?"
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment

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More reasons You know you're addicted to Photoshop

11. You can recognize and name a font in a magazine in a second
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 2:03am. | add comment

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12. You've cried while using the pen tool
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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13. Your filter menu contains more than 10 additional entries with commercial filters.
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment

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14. You know how to create paths from selections from alpha channels from masks from paths and v.v. - everything with just a single mouse click.
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment

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15. If you didn't know, you just looked up the hot key for "show guides"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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16. You do not just know the Lab-mode - you USE it!
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment

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17. You get angry that lined paper doesn't have rulers on the top and side
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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18. You know the hot key for ?show guides?
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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19. You have ever tried to match the hex codes for real life objects
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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20. You have ever woken up in the middle of the night and started recreating the dream you just had in Photoshop
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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21. You've spent over $1000 on a bigger monitor so you can "see the whole canvas"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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22. You can name three developers of Photoshop
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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23. There's a custom PS skin installed to make your workspace "cooler"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment

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