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Photoshop Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're addicted to Photoshop:

  1. You know what CMYK stands for
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    454 up, 149 down
  2. You analyze ads in magazines to figure out "how they did it"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    408 up, 161 down
  3. You know at least two three-key-or-more commands (Cmd+Option+Shift+Click)
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    342 up, 181 down
  4. 'Vector' has become a part of your every-day vocabulary
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    296 up, 202 down
  5. You can accurately explain smart objects to a non-photoshop user in under one minute
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    285 up, 202 down
  6. You spot mistakes in professional prints and wonder how the hell those beginner could get the job.
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment
    168 up, 128 down
  7. You're subscribed to at least 5 photoshop tutorial websites
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    257 up, 221 down
  8. You find yourself holding down the space bar and dragging when you're surfing the web
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    242 up, 211 down
  9. you look out at the sea and think "I wonder who used ocean ripple?"
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment
    147 up, 123 down
  10. You even know what HSB and LAB stand for
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment
    161 up, 138 down


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More reasons You know you're addicted to Photoshop

  1. You can recognize and name a font in a magazine in a second
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 2:03am. | add comment
    217 up, 203 down
  2. You know how to create paths from selections from alpha channels from masks from paths and v.v. - everything with just a single mouse click.
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment
    143 up, 134 down
  3. You've cried while using the pen tool
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    197 up, 189 down
  4. Your filter menu contains more than 10 additional entries with commercial filters.
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment
    132 up, 124 down
  5. If you didn't know, you just looked up the hot key for "show guides"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    193 up, 200 down
  6. You do not just know the Lab-mode - you USE it!
    by Andy Thai | October 7, 2008 at 10:31pm. | add comment
    121 up, 142 down
  7. You get angry that lined paper doesn't have rulers on the top and side
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    194 up, 223 down
  8. You know the hot key for ?show guides?
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    201 up, 233 down
  9. You have ever tried to match the hex codes for real life objects
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    155 up, 189 down
  10. You have ever woken up in the middle of the night and started recreating the dream you just had in Photoshop
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    154 up, 210 down
  11. You can name three developers of Photoshop
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    148 up, 216 down
  12. You've spent over $1000 on a bigger monitor so you can "see the whole canvas"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    159 up, 232 down
  13. There's a custom PS skin installed to make your workspace "cooler"
    by Zara | September 4, 2008 at 1:52am. | add comment
    130 up, 222 down

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