You know you are a Homeschool Mom when...
- Added by webchilly, November 12, 2008 at 3:04am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Homeschool Mom:
- You never have to drive your child's forgotten lunch to school.5 up, 2 down
- You step on math manipulatives on your pre-dawn stumble to the bathroom.5 up, 2 down
- Some day your children will consider you to be a miracle-working expert and will turn to you for advice.6 up, 3 down
- Your child will never suffer the embarrassment of group showers after PE.5 up, 3 down
- If your child get's drugs at school, it's probably Tylenol.5 up, 3 down
- Your formal dining room now has a computer, copy machine, and many book shelves and there are educational posters and maps all over the walls.5 up, 3 down
- You have meal worms growing in a container....on purpose.5 up, 3 down
- If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you're having a PTA meeting.5 up, 3 down
- The teacher gets to kiss the principal in the faculty lounge and no one gossips.5 up, 3 down
- Your bank statement reflects the fact that you spend more at Books-A-Million than at fancy clothing stores.5 up, 3 down
More about "homeschool mom"
North American social, cultural and political discourse, soccer mom broadly refers to a middle-class suburban woman who spends a significant amount of her time transporting her school-age children to activities such as soccer practice and music lessons.[1] The phrase became popular during the 1996 United States presidential election campaign. The male equivalent, soccer dad, is less-used because of the prevailing American cultural tradition that emphasizes engaged motherhood over engaged fatherhood.[2][+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Homeschool Mom
- Your children actually enjoy spending time with their family, even their siblings!6 up, 4 down
- When a child busts a lip, and after seeing she's okay, you round up some scotch tape to capture some blood and look at it under the microscope!5 up, 4 down
- Talking out loud to yourself is a parent/teacher conference.5 up, 4 down
- If your child claims that the dog ate his homework, you can ask the dog.4 up, 3 down
- Your children aren't embarrassed to be seen playing with someone younger than they are!4 up, 3 down
- Your children never ever leave the "why?" stage.4 up, 4 down
- Your kids think reading history is best accomplished while lying on the floor with their head resting on the side of their patient dog.5 up, 5 down
- You find dead animals and actually consider saving them to dissect later.4 up, 5 down
- You can't make it through a movie without pointing out the historical inaccuracies.3 up, 4 down
- You live in a one-house schoolroom.2 up, 3 down
- You've got more books and bookcases than anyone you know.3 up, 4 down
- You DREAM of a room (or even a whole house!) with wall to wall, ceiling to floor bookshelves.3 up, 4 down
- The walls of your dining room are decorated with posters of the US Presidents, Periodic Table of Elements, Map of the Moon, Spanish Conjugation Chart and a copy of the Declaration of Independence, not to mention a poster of the Ten Commandments since no o3 up, 4 down
- You've laughed out loud when someone asked you "What about socialization?"3 up, 4 down
- You ask for, and get, a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet for your wedding anniversary.2 up, 4 down
- The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is to cook.3 up, 5 down
- Your neighbors think you are insane.3 up, 5 down
- You can't put your produce in your cart without asking your older student to estimate it's weight and verify accuracy.3 up, 5 down
- You try to (quickly) capture the huge bee that was knocked unconscious as it accidentally flew into your car window, so the kids can classify and inspect it.3 up, 5 down
- You have children draped all over the furniture....and they're reading...for the FUN of it!3 up, 5 down
- You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds.3 up, 6 down
- Your husband can walk in at the end of a long day and tell how the science experiment went just by looking at the house.2 up, 5 down
- You never have to face the dilemna of whether to take your child's side or the teacher's side in a dispute at school.3 up, 6 down
- You take off for a teacher in-service day because the principal needs clean underwear.2 up, 5 down
- Your honor student can actually read the bumper sticker that you have put on your car.3 up, 6 down
- You can't make it through the grocery produce department without asking your preschooler the name and color of every vegetable.3 up, 6 down
- You are on a first name basis with the majority of local librarians.2 up, 5 down
- When your teenager decides to take one community college course, and comes home and asks you why the teacher wrote "At" on his paper. (A+)3 up, 7 down
- Your kids learn new vocabulary from their extensive collection of "Calvin & Hobbes" books.2 up, 6 down
- Your kids refer to the neighbor kids as "government school inmates."2 up, 6 down
