You know you are a Northerner when...
- Added by webchilly, November 16, 2008 at 3:49am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Northerner:
- If the School district had snow days, no one would ever have to go to school.21 up, 10 down
- driving in winter is better, because all the potholes get filled with snow19 up, 10 down
- you find it exciting to stare through a hole in the ice and look at the bottom of the lake18 up, 9 down
- you can play road hockey on skates16 up, 11 down
- women attend formal affairs in their best dresses, finest jewelry and Sorels.19 up, 14 down
- you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter17 up, 13 down
- Moose leave poopsicles around for the dogs.15 up, 11 down
- The car tires always start off going thump, thump until they thaw due to the flat spot on the tire made from the freezing of the contact between the tire and street.14 up, 12 down
- you have more miles on your snow blower than your car12 up, 11 down
- you have ten favourite recipes for moose10 up, 9 down
More about "northerner"
Montana State University - Northern (also known as MSU - Northern, or Northern) is a public state university, part of the Montana State University System, located in Havre, Montana, USA. Montana State University - Northern was known as Northern Montana College prior to the restructuring of Montana's public university system. It has an operating budget for fiscal year 2007 of US $12,540,000.[4] Some Havreites jokingly refer to it as "Harvard on the Hill". In 1913, the Montana State Legislature approved the establishment of the Northern Montana Agricultural and Manual Training School at Fort Assinniboine, six miles southwest of Havre, but no money was actually appropriated for this school. The State Legislature amended their original act in 1927 to include certain academic subjects, and in 1929, the Legislature appropriated funds to establish the college as a branch of the University of Montana (later renamed the Montana University System). Northern Montana College opened its doors in September 1929 in temporary quarters in Havre High School, and moved to its present campus in 1932.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Northerner
- you design Hallowe'en costumes to fit over snow suits15 up, 15 down
- your snow blower gets stuck on the roof13 up, 13 down
- somewhere in the area is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it17 up, 17 down
- If you don't go out for lunch you miss the sunrise and sunset.13 up, 13 down
- Moose take long naps in your driveway and refuse to move when you need to come or go from the house.14 up, 14 down
- you feel warm and toasty at minus 2612 up, 13 down
- the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer11 up, 12 down
- your dog wears boots too the mayor greets you on the street by your first name there is only one shopping mall in town.14 up, 15 down
- You have to plug in your car every night.12 up, 13 down
- you thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary9 up, 12 down
- you own 3 spices - salt, pepper and ketchup9 up, 13 down
- the men think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with only eight buttons11 up, 15 down
- There is a sign outside of McDonalds that says: "Park dogteams in back"8 up, 15 down
- you find minus 40 a mite chilly8 up, 16 down
