Facebook Jokes

1. You relationship status is only official if its been updated on facebook
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   440 up, 202 down
2. You check your facebook account more then one time every hour
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   373 up, 184 down
3. you visit sites that list reasons you know your addicted to facebook.
   by kenpachi z4 | September 17, 2008 at 12:14pm. | add comment

   292 up, 164 down
4. You take pictures for the sole reason of tagging them on facebook
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   259 up, 153 down
5. You have several facebook friends that you've never actually met in person
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   292 up, 202 down
6. You're one of the few people who actually use facebook chat
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   245 up, 181 down
7. You find yourself saying things like "I will tag you in this photo" when you are out
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   233 up, 173 down
8. You tell (more like force) people to join facebook.
   by Nevy | September 22, 2008 at 6:55pm. | add comment

   180 up, 141 down
9. You like to be poked and you like poking in return
   by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

   216 up, 192 down
10. The world "poke" is no longer considered something physical to you
    by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

    205 up, 185 down

More reasons You know you're addicted to Facebook

11. you go to your neighbour with a pen and write "you look awsome!" all over his wall, and then later call him and say that you have just written on his wall.
    by Ottis | April 30, 2010 at 10:27am. | add comment

    68 up, 70 down
12. You join a new facebook group on a daily basis
    by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

    143 up, 146 down
13. You think that complaining or creating groups will actually bring about a change.
    by Diego | September 21, 2008 at 9:14pm. | add comment

    125 up, 128 down
14. The first thing you do when you get up in the morning isn't brushing your teeth, it's getting on facebook to see if there's any recent posts or to update your status.
    by Javier Campos | July 19, 2010 at 6:06pm. | add comment

    67 up, 76 down
15. You refer to Facebook affectionately as FB
    by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

    169 up, 179 down
16. You pretend to know the creator of FaceBook and say that someone like Marc Zomberg has told you to make a petition.
    by Diego | September 21, 2008 at 9:13pm. | add comment

    156 up, 166 down
17. You Search this website if you have a similar symptoms.
    by Joseph Marcelo | April 13, 2010 at 10:39pm. | add comment

    59 up, 69 down
18. You have to log-in to your facebook account just to message someone that's sitting less than 20 feet away from you in the other room.
    by mindart77 | December 31, 2009 at 8:05pm. | add comment

    63 up, 76 down
19. Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall
    by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

    126 up, 144 down
20. You check your Facebook from the toilet.
    by arturo | November 18, 2009 at 7:37pm. | add comment

    62 up, 82 down
21. You need to login to tell someone in your household how much you love them.
    by Ana | November 5, 2009 at 10:47am. | add comment

    50 up, 76 down
22. Your profile has so man applications that it takes several minutes to load
    by youknowster | September 4, 2008 at 2:39am. | add comment

    120 up, 150 down
23. you change your status at least 5 times a day.
    by Javier Campos | July 19, 2010 at 6:06pm. | add comment

    51 up, 82 down
24. Your lonely boyfriend broke up with you by posting a comment on your facebook page.
    by Brian | October 8, 2008 at 3:03am. | add comment

    99 up, 142 down
25. You get all excited every time you get an e-mail alert on you cell phone hoping that it might be a message on facebook.
    by Javier Campos | July 19, 2010 at 6:06pm. | add comment

    45 up, 90 down