You know you are Watch Too Much Blakes 7 when...
- Added by webchilly, November 18, 2008 at 5:12am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are Watch Too Much Blakes 7:
- Your local cosmetics-company representative asks you if
- The code to your safe/security system is the numerical coding for "narcissus."
- ...and get an A.
- People ask you to call them when your plane lands, and you pick up the phone and report that you're "down and safe."
- you're interested in buying Avon and the only thing you can think of is the slave market in "Assassin."
- You force your friends to watch the show starting at the first season while you continuously drop tantalizing hints about "Blake."
- You're constantly wondering which of the people around you is secretly spying for the Federation.
- You refer to a pencil as a "graphite writing stick."
- You spend the entire day that you'd set aside for housecleaning writing a B7 story instead because you woke up at 2 AM with a perfect line of dialog in your head.
- ...with people who've never seen the show.
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William Blake (28 November 1757 – 12 August 1827) was an English poet, painter, and printmaker. Largely unrecognized during his lifetime, Blake's work is now considered seminal in the history of both poetry and the visual arts. Blake's prophetic poetry has been said to form "what is in proportion to its merits the least read body of poetry in the English language".[1] His visual artistry has led one modern critic to proclaim him "far and away the greatest artist Britain has ever produced".[2] Although he only once travelled any farther than a day's walk outside London over the course of his life,[3] his creative vision engendered a diverse and symbolically rich corpus, which embraced 'imagination' as "the body of God",[4] or "Human existence itself".[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are Watch Too Much Blakes 7
- You have a strange urge to dress in black leather with studs, or in a shirt with big puffy sleeves.
- You are ready at a moment's notice to give an extended lecture on "Why Avon Stayed", "Was Destroying Star One Morally Right?" or "Why 'Duel' is a better episode than 'Arena.'"
- You rate the songs you hear on the radio by how well the lyrics fit with B7.
- You lie awake nights wondering why none of the crew came down with the disease in "Killer," where all the time went that was supposed to have elapsed between "Space Fall" and "Cygnus Alpha," or why the Altas would have a room
- You've come up with an elaborate science-fictional theory explaining why Travis suddenly looks different in "Weapon."
- You're beginning to think that Servalan might be a good role model.
- You spend as much money on zines as on food.
- ...and they're so used to it, they don't even notice.
- The picture of Avon on your wall is bigger than the picture of your parents.
- You've actually started keeping track of the changes in Soolin's hairstyle.
- You seriously consider naming your children after B7 characters.
- You do name your pets after B7 characters.
- You read A History and Critical Analysis of Blake's 7 and exclaim "He calls that a critical analysis? Now, I could write you a critical analysis!"
- You write papers on the show for your college English class.
- You find yourself using quotes from B7 ("Some days are better than others, Section Leader"; "A man who trusts can never be betrayed"; "You know you are always safe with me") in casual conversation.
- You're watching Lexx, and it suddenly occurs to you that Kai is a mutoid!
- You lock your keys in the car, and your first thought is "Man, I wish Vila were here."
- You wish you could get your computer to grovel like Slave.
- You like to pretend to shoot people with your curling iron.

