Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Pothead:
- You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.30 up, 9 down
- Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.21 up, 6 down
- You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.24 up, 9 down
- You start every sentence with - uhhh!.28 up, 14 down
- Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....25 up, 11 down
- You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.27 up, 15 down
- You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.23 up, 11 down
- Your bong is taller than your dog.26 up, 15 down
- You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.18 up, 9 down
- You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.19 up, 11 down
More about "pothead"
Pothead ist eine Stoner-Rock- und Grunge-Band aus Berlin. Der Bandname leitet sich von einem anglo-amerikanischen Slangausdruck ab, mit dem Marihuana-Konsumenten bezeichnet werden. Typisch für Pothead sind die tiefen Gitarrenakkorde und die wummernden Bassläufe, die die Grundlage für Brads charismatischen Gesang bilden.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Pothead
- You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.19 up, 13 down
- You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!19 up, 13 down
- Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.13 up, 8 down
- You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.17 up, 14 down
- Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.12 up, 9 down
- You sell your car for gas money18 up, 15 down
- You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"13 up, 10 down
- You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.15 up, 12 down
- you are nodding your head yes to all of8 up, 5 down
- Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."16 up, 14 down
- It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.18 up, 17 down
- You set your wedding date for 4/20.14 up, 13 down
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.12 up, 11 down
- Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.11 up, 11 down
- you actually go out and try to water your pot seeds with gatorade to see if they will taste just like it10 up, 10 down
- You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.13 up, 14 down
Comments
1 Grace - July 8 at 6:00am.
In response to reason: 25. you actually go out and try to water your pot seeds with gatorade to see…
You smoke weed because you are bored and after you smoked your still bored but at least you smoked.