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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Pothead:

  1. You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    17 up, 7 down
  2. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    14 up, 4 down
  3. Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    17 up, 8 down
  4. You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    14 up, 5 down
  5. Your bong is taller than your dog.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    14 up, 7 down
  6. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    15 up, 8 down
  7. You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    10 up, 3 down
  8. You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    12 up, 7 down
  9. You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    10 up, 6 down
  10. You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    11 up, 7 down


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More about "pothead"

Pothead ist eine Stoner-Rock- und Grunge-Band aus Berlin. Der Bandname leitet sich von einem anglo-amerikanischen Slangausdruck ab, mit dem Marihuana-Konsumenten bezeichnet werden. Typisch für Pothead sind die tiefen Gitarrenakkorde und die wummernden Bassläufe, die die Grundlage für Brads charismatischen Gesang bilden.

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More reasons You know you are a Pothead

  1. You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    8 up, 5 down
  2. you are nodding your head yes to all of
    by niko | April 22, 2009 at 1:27pm. | add comment
    4 up, 1 down
  3. You sell your car for gas money
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    9 up, 7 down
  4. You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    9 up, 7 down
  5. You think the song &quot;Truckin'&quot; by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    8 up, 7 down
  6. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  7. You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, &quot;Is that my cigarette?&quot;
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  8. You set your wedding date for 4/20.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    8 up, 8 down
  9. You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    9 up, 9 down
  10. Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  11. Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said &quot;Hi&quot; and you said &quot;Yep.&quot;
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  12. you actually go out and try to water your pot seeds with gatorade to see if they will taste just like it
    by hahaha | May 18, 2009 at 3:47pm. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  13. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    4 up, 6 down
  14. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    5 up, 7 down
  15. You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    5 up, 9 down
  16. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
    by webchilly | November 18, 2008 at 6:06am. | add comment
    5 up, 11 down

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