You know you are a Pothead when...
- Added by webchilly, November 18, 2008 at 6:06am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Pothead:
- You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
- Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
- Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
- You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
- Your bong is taller than your dog.
- You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
- You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
- You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
- You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
- You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
More about "pothead"
Pothead ist eine Stoner-Rock- und Grunge-Band aus Berlin. Der Bandname leitet sich von einem anglo-amerikanischen Slangausdruck ab, mit dem Marihuana-Konsumenten bezeichnet werden. Typisch für Pothead sind die tiefen Gitarrenakkorde und die wummernden Bassläufe, die die Grundlage für Brads charismatischen Gesang bilden.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Pothead
- You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
- you are nodding your head yes to all of
- You sell your car for gas money
- You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
- You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
- Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
- You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
- You set your wedding date for 4/20.
- You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
- Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
- Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
- you actually go out and try to water your pot seeds with gatorade to see if they will taste just like it
- Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
- You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
- It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

