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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Bioethicist:

  1. At a university banquet in your honor, you ask if the chicken has been genetically modified or been given genetically modified feed.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    9 up, 3 down
  2. You meet an acquaintance in the supermarket. She asks after your mother who is in the hospital. You phrase your answer so as not to violate HIPAA standards.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    10 up, 5 down
  3. Your spouse asks why you were later coming home last night than anticipated. You advise that you'll have to get an ethics consultation before making any further statements.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    10 up, 6 down
  4. When arrested for driving under the influence, you breathe a sigh of relief that federal regulations prohibit most experimentation on prisoners.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down
  5. Someone at the White House asks you to serve on the President's Council on Bioethics. You protest that you have no qualifications as a bioethicist. The President appoints you anyway.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    8 up, 5 down
  6. As you exercise on the treadmill, you wonder about the ethical, legal, and social effects of prolonging your own life.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    9 up, 7 down
  7. The waiter at your local restaurant describes the fish of the day but forgets to mention that the recipe contains chervil. You decry the restaurant's failure of informed consent.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    8 up, 6 down
  8. Your teenage daughter wants angel wing tattoos on her shoulder blades. Your teenage son wants scarified rings on his back. You suggest that they consider whether rule-utilitarianism, act utilitarianism, or preference utilitarianism will help them make bet
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    8 up, 6 down
  9. You see a pregnant neighbor and ask whether her child will be a boy, a girl, or a clone.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  10. A reporter calls to ask you about a breaking case you know nothing about, but you nevertheless express an opinion.
    by webchilly | November 24, 2008 at 5:29am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down


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Bioethics is the philosophical study of the ethical controversies brought about by advances in biology and medicine. Bioethicists are concerned with the ethical questions that arise in the relationships among life sciences.

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