You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.
The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.
You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.
The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Bush/Quayle '88" sticker.
You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.
Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.
you just came outside and then go for a long walk with smily face.
You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."
You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.
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More about "new car"
A car has an engine, put together with four or more wheels and a steering wheel. Some have more wheels: big trucks that carry heavy things can have 18 wheels, sometimes even more. Cars come in many shapes and sizes. They usually have a seat for the driver and at least one passenger.
