You know you are in Church Communications if...
- Added by webchilly, November 28, 2008 at 4:36am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are in Church Communications:
- YOU'VE EVER CAUGHT YOURSELF PROOFREADING THE POWERPOINT SLIDES DURING WORSHIP.
- YOU'VE EVER USED A CROSS INSTEAD OF THE LETTER T OR X.
- YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS BRUSHED ASIDE WITH, "BUT THAT'S HOW WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT."
- YOU'VE EVER CONTEMPLATED BREAKING INTO YOUR OWN CHURCH IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT SO YOU CAN DELETE THE COMIC SANS, PAPYRUS AND CURLZ FONTS FROM STAFF COMPUTERS.
- STOLEN IMAGES, PIRATED SOFTWARE AND BREAKING COPYRIGHTS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE IT'S "GOD'S WORK."
- YOU'VE EVER WONDERED WHY GOD GETS THE CREDIT WHEN THINGS GO RIGHT, BUT YOU GET THE BLAME WHEN THINGS GO WRONG.
- YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF BILINGUAL BECAUSE YOU'RE SO ADEPT AT TRANSLATING CHRISTIANESE.
- YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY ATTEND THE EVENTS AND PROGRAMS YOU WORK TO PROMOTE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY PROMOTING THEM.
- RESEARCH FOR SERMON SERIES BRANDING MEANS WATCHING TV.
- THE WORDS "DON'T WORRY, THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE," SEND YOU INTO FITS OF RAGE.
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More reasons You know you are in Church Communications
- STAFF MEMBERS TRY TO MAKE YOUR JOB EASIER BY ASKING YOU TO SEND THEM LAST YEAR'S FLIER AND THEY'LL JUST ';UPDATE IT A BIT.'
- THE DESIGN THEY HAD TO HAVE TOMORROW IS NEVER USED. AND YOU'RE NEVER SURPRISED.
- YOUR ONLY INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP INVOLVES LATE SATURDAY NIGHTS WITH THE CHURCH PHOTOCOPIER.
- YOU'VE EXPLAINED DPI MORE TIMES THAN YOU'VE EXPLAINED YOUR FAITH.
- REDESIGNING THE CHURCH LOGO IS A WEEKLY PROJECT, YET YOUR NEW DESIGN IS NEVER USED.

