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Top 10 Reasons You know you are in Church Communications:

  1. YOU'VE EVER CAUGHT YOURSELF PROOFREADING THE POWERPOINT SLIDES DURING WORSHIP.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    14 up, 7 down
  2. YOU'VE EVER USED A CROSS INSTEAD OF THE LETTER T OR X.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    11 up, 5 down
  3. YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS BRUSHED ASIDE WITH, "BUT THAT'S HOW WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT."
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    9 up, 6 down
  4. YOU'VE EVER CONTEMPLATED BREAKING INTO YOUR OWN CHURCH IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT SO YOU CAN DELETE THE COMIC SANS, PAPYRUS AND CURLZ FONTS FROM STAFF COMPUTERS.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    9 up, 8 down
  5. STOLEN IMAGES, PIRATED SOFTWARE AND BREAKING COPYRIGHTS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE IT'S "GOD'S WORK."
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    8 up, 7 down
  6. YOU'VE EVER WONDERED WHY GOD GETS THE CREDIT WHEN THINGS GO RIGHT, BUT YOU GET THE BLAME WHEN THINGS GO WRONG.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  7. YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF BILINGUAL BECAUSE YOU'RE SO ADEPT AT TRANSLATING CHRISTIANESE.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    8 up, 7 down
  8. YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY ATTEND THE EVENTS AND PROGRAMS YOU WORK TO PROMOTE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY PROMOTING THEM.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    8 up, 7 down
  9. RESEARCH FOR SERMON SERIES BRANDING MEANS WATCHING TV.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    7 up, 7 down
  10. THE WORDS "DON'T WORRY, THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE," SEND YOU INTO FITS OF RAGE.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    9 up, 10 down


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A church building is a building or structure whose primary purpose is to facilitate the meeting of a church. Originally, Christians met in synagogues and in one another's home.

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More reasons You know you are in Church Communications

  1. STAFF MEMBERS TRY TO MAKE YOUR JOB EASIER BY ASKING YOU TO SEND THEM LAST YEAR'S FLIER AND THEY'LL JUST ';UPDATE IT A BIT.'
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    8 up, 9 down
  2. THE DESIGN THEY HAD TO HAVE TOMORROW IS NEVER USED. AND YOU'RE NEVER SURPRISED.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  3. YOUR ONLY INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP INVOLVES LATE SATURDAY NIGHTS WITH THE CHURCH PHOTOCOPIER.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    7 up, 8 down
  4. YOU'VE EXPLAINED DPI MORE TIMES THAN YOU'VE EXPLAINED YOUR FAITH.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    7 up, 10 down
  5. REDESIGNING THE CHURCH LOGO IS A WEEKLY PROJECT, YET YOUR NEW DESIGN IS NEVER USED.
    by webchilly | November 28, 2008 at 4:36am. | add comment
    5 up, 9 down

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