You know you are in Mormon Country if...
- Added by webchilly, December 3, 2008 at 2:32am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are in Mormon Country:
- Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
- You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.
- You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.
- There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.
- You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.
- Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
- Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
- At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.
- You can make jello salad without a recipe.
- You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.
More about "mormon country"
Mormon is a term used to describe the adherents, practitioners, followers or constituents of Mormonism. The term most often refers to a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church), which is commonly called the Mormon Church. The LDS Church believes that "Mormon" should properly be applied only to its members.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are in Mormon Country
- You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever"
- You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.
- Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
- Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.
- You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
- When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.
- You consider "dam" a swear word.
- You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.
- A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.
- You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.
- You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.
- You negotiate prices at garage sales.

