You know you may be a Bike Weenie if...
- Added by webchilly, December 3, 2008 at 4:29am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you may be a Bike Weenie:
- You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe.7 up, 1 down
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- Despite all that winter weight you put on, you'll skim weight by buying titanium components4 up, 1 down
- Your first course when you eat out is a large banana split.5 up, 2 down
- You yell HOLE when you see a pothole while driving your car.4 up, 1 down
- you NEED two bikes...you just go buy another one and figure it will all work out in the divorce settlement.5 up, 3 down
- You buy your crutches instead of renting.4 up, 2 down
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More reasons You know you may be a Bike Weenie
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- You empathize with the roadkill.4 up, 2 down
- Your current bike is older than your college children.4 up, 2 down
- Your bike bag consists of an outdated Power Bar, one tire lever, a questionable patch kit, a run-over spoke wrench, an all-in-one, a rusty allen wrench, change with god knows what stuck on it, a couple of tubes without a clue which one has a hole, and tha4 up, 2 down
- You wear your riding gloves when driving your car.4 up, 2 down
- You wear your bike shorts swimming.4 up, 2 down
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- You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bike(s) to fit .4 up, 2 down
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- You have stopped even trying to explain to your husband why4 up, 3 down
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- You use wax on your chain, but not your car.4 up, 3 down
- Your mud guards are made out of milk jugs.4 up, 3 down
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- When you move to a new area the first thing you look for is a bike shop.4 up, 3 down
- You see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.3 up, 3 down
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- You find your Shimano touring shoes to be more comfortable and stylish than your gunboat sneakers.3 up, 3 down
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- You yell ON YOUR LEFT when passing another car.3 up, 3 down
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- Your bikes are worth more than your car.3 up, 3 down
- You hear someone had a crash and your first question is "How's the bike.4 up, 5 down
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- Biker chick means black spandex, not leather, and a Marinoni, not a Harley.2 up, 3 down
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- Your bike has more miles on its computer then your car's odometer.2 up, 3 down
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- "Four cheeseburgers and four large French Fries" is for YOU.2 up, 4 down
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- You have more bike jerseys than dress shirts.2 up, 4 down
- You convert your car's brake & gas pedals to clipless.2 up, 5 down
- You refuse to buy a couch because that patch of wallspace is taken up by the bike.1 up, 4 down
- You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young woman ride by, and the first thing you check out is her bicycle.1 up, 4 down
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- You wear Charles River Wheelmen T-shirts all the time, including under dress shirts.2 up, 5 down
