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Top 10 Reasons You know you're 50:

  1. You're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    16 up, 8 down
  2. you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    15 up, 8 down
  3. Your children earn salaries, not allowances.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    14 up, 8 down
  4. You go bowling without drinking
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    13 up, 8 down
  5. Your ears are hairier than your head
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    22 up, 17 down
  6. You now read Playboy for the fashion tips.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    14 up, 10 down
  7. Getting lucky means having a short wait at the doctors office.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    19 up, 15 down
  8. You keep more food then beer in the fridge.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    16 up, 12 down
  9. Your back goes out more then you do
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    20 up, 17 down
  10. You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    13 up, 11 down


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More reasons You know you're 50

  1. You wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    13 up, 12 down
  2. You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    16 up, 15 down
  3. You drop off your dry cleaning at the post office.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    15 up, 15 down
  4. Florida starts looking good.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    12 up, 13 down
  5. Young guys pass you up while driving and yell "Get a horse!"
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    10 up, 11 down
  6. You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    11 up, 12 down
  7. You're proud of your lawn mower.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    12 up, 13 down
  8. You keep more food in the icebox than beer
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    12 up, 14 down
  9. You smile all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    18 up, 20 down
  10. You are in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    10 up, 14 down
  11. on your second honeymoon, you tip the bellhop to carry her across the threshold.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    10 up, 16 down

Comments

1 bob the builder - October 16, 2008 at 3:31pm.

You see people in movie theaters at 8 p.m. and wonder why they're not sleepy.



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