Top 10 Reasons You know you're 50:
- You're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock.16 up, 8 down
- you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.15 up, 8 down
- Your children earn salaries, not allowances.14 up, 8 down
- You go bowling without drinking13 up, 8 down
- Your ears are hairier than your head22 up, 17 down
- You now read Playboy for the fashion tips.14 up, 10 down
- Getting lucky means having a short wait at the doctors office.19 up, 15 down
- You keep more food then beer in the fridge.16 up, 12 down
- Your back goes out more then you do20 up, 17 down
- You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup13 up, 11 down
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More reasons You know you're 50
- You wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin.13 up, 12 down
- You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it16 up, 15 down
- You drop off your dry cleaning at the post office.15 up, 15 down
- Florida starts looking good.12 up, 13 down
- Young guys pass you up while driving and yell "Get a horse!"10 up, 11 down
- You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge11 up, 12 down
- You're proud of your lawn mower.12 up, 13 down
- You keep more food in the icebox than beer12 up, 14 down
- You smile all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.18 up, 20 down
- You are in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.10 up, 14 down
- on your second honeymoon, you tip the bellhop to carry her across the threshold.10 up, 16 down
Comments
1 bob the builder - October 16, 2008 at 3:31pm.
You see people in movie theaters at 8 p.m. and wonder why they're not sleepy.