+ Upload Related Photo
Top 10 Reasons You know you're 50:
- Getting lucky means having a short wait at the doctors office.
- Your back goes out more then you do
- Your children earn salaries, not allowances.
- you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.
- You smile all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
- You keep more food then beer in the fridge.
- Your ears are hairier than your head
- You're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock.
- You are in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.
- You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it
More about "50"Turning 50 doesn't mean the humor stops.
More reasons You know you're 50
- You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge
- on your second honeymoon, you tip the bellhop to carry her across the threshold.
- Young guys pass you up while driving and yell "Get a horse!"
- You keep more food in the icebox than beer
- You now read Playboy for the fashion tips.
- You're proud of your lawn mower.
- You drop off your dry cleaning at the post office.
- You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup
- You go bowling without drinking
- Florida starts looking good.
- You wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin.