1. you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.
   by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment

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2. You're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock.
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3. Your ears are hairier than your head
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4. Your children earn salaries, not allowances.
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5. You wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin.
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6. You keep more food in the icebox than beer
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7. You drop off your dry cleaning at the post office.
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   9 up, 6 down
8. You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it
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   12 up, 10 down
9. You go bowling without drinking
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   7 up, 5 down
10. Getting lucky means having a short wait at the doctors office.
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    8 up, 6 down

More reasons You know you're 50

11. You smile all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment

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12. Your back goes out more then you do
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    13 up, 11 down
13. You now read Playboy for the fashion tips.
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    7 up, 6 down
14. Young guys pass you up while driving and yell "Get a horse!"
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15. You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup
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    6 up, 6 down
16. You are in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.
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17. Florida starts looking good.
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    7 up, 9 down
18. You're proud of your lawn mower.
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    6 up, 8 down
19. You keep more food then beer in the fridge.
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    6 up, 9 down
20. on your second honeymoon, you tip the bellhop to carry her across the threshold.
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    4 up, 8 down
21. You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge
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    3 up, 7 down