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50 Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're 50:

  1. Getting lucky means having a short wait at the doctors office.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    95 up, 65 down
  2. Your back goes out more then you do
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    79 up, 70 down
  3. You smile all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    82 up, 75 down
  4. you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    70 up, 65 down
  5. Your children earn salaries, not allowances.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    73 up, 69 down
  6. You keep more food then beer in the fridge.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    73 up, 70 down
  7. You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    68 up, 71 down
  8. Your ears are hairier than your head
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    82 up, 85 down
  9. You're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    71 up, 74 down
  10. You have a party and your neighbors don't realize it
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    68 up, 72 down


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More reasons You know you're 50

  1. You are in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    66 up, 70 down
  2. on your second honeymoon, you tip the bellhop to carry her across the threshold.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    62 up, 67 down
  3. You now read Playboy for the fashion tips.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    63 up, 70 down
  4. Young guys pass you up while driving and yell "Get a horse!"
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    60 up, 67 down
  5. You keep more food in the icebox than beer
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    64 up, 71 down
  6. You drop off your dry cleaning at the post office.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    67 up, 75 down
  7. You're proud of your lawn mower.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    59 up, 70 down
  8. You buy a compass for the dash of your pickup
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    60 up, 74 down
  9. You go bowling without drinking
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    58 up, 73 down
  10. Florida starts looking good.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    65 up, 82 down
  11. You wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin.
    by youknowster | September 5, 2008 at 1:19am. | add comment
    58 up, 83 down

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