You know you are Living In 2002 when...
- Added by webchilly, December 6, 2008 at 6:47am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are Living In 2002:
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.8 up, 4 down
- You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.8 up, 5 down
- Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.8 up, 5 down
- Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the latest features, but you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up.6 up, 3 down
- Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.7 up, 4 down
- You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.8 up, 6 down
- Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.6 up, 4 down
- You learn about your redundancy on the 11o'clock news.7 up, 5 down
- There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.7 up, 5 down
- When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.6 up, 5 down
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More reasons You know you are Living In 2002
- Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.6 up, 5 down
- Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".6 up, 5 down
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.6 up, 6 down
- Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.5 up, 5 down
- Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.6 up, 6 down
- Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.4 up, 6 down
- Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.4 up, 6 down
- When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "0" to get an outside line.4 up, 7 down
- Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.3 up, 6 down
- You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.4 up, 8 down
