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Top 10 Reasons You know you had Too Much Christmas Cheer:

  1. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    14 up, 3 down
  2. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    16 up, 6 down
  3. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    14 up, 5 down
  4. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    11 up, 5 down
  5. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    11 up, 6 down
  6. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    11 up, 7 down
  7. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    12 up, 8 down
  8. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    10 up, 6 down
  9. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    10 up, 6 down
  10. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down


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More about "too much christmas cheer"

Christmas also referred to as Christmas Day Christmastide, is an annual holiday celebrated on December 25 that marks and honors the birth of Jesus of Nazareth.His birth, which is the basis for the anno Domini system of dating, has been determined by modern historians as having occurred between 7 and 2 BC. The date of celebration is not thought to be Jesus' actual date of birth.

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More reasons You know you had Too Much Christmas Cheer

  1. You strike a match and light your nose.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    10 up, 7 down
  2. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    11 up, 9 down
  3. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    10 up, 8 down
  4. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    10 up, 9 down
  5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    9 up, 10 down
  6. You hear someone say, &quot;Call a priest!&quot;
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    9 up, 10 down
  7. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    7 up, 8 down
  8. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    9 up, 11 down
  9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    7 up, 10 down
  10. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
    by webchilly | December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm. | add comment
    8 up, 11 down

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