You know you had Too Much Christmas Cheer when...
- Added by webchilly, December 6, 2008 at 10:50pm.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you had Too Much Christmas Cheer:
- You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.10 up, 1 down
- You start kissing the portraits on the wall.11 up, 4 down
- You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.9 up, 4 down
- You strike a match and light your nose.8 up, 3 down
- You hear a duck quacking and it's you.8 up, 3 down
- You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.8 up, 3 down
- You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.6 up, 3 down
- You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.7 up, 5 down
- You refill your glass from the fish bowl.7 up, 5 down
- You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.7 up, 5 down
More about "too much christmas cheer"
Christmas also referred to as Christmas Day Christmastide, is an annual holiday celebrated on December 25 that marks and honors the birth of Jesus of Nazareth.His birth, which is the basis for the anno Domini system of dating, has been determined by modern historians as having occurred between 7 and 2 BC. The date of celebration is not thought to be Jesus' actual date of birth.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you had Too Much Christmas Cheer
- You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.7 up, 5 down
- You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.7 up, 6 down
- You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.5 up, 5 down
- You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.4 up, 4 down
- You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.4 up, 4 down
- You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.5 up, 5 down
- Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.6 up, 7 down
- You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.5 up, 6 down
- You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.5 up, 7 down
- You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"5 up, 7 down
