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Utah Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are from Utah:

  1. Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    71 up, 46 down
  2. You can pronounce Tooele.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    83 up, 60 down
  3. Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13 movie.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    71 up, 48 down
  4. The largest liquor store is the state government.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    66 up, 44 down
  5. You learn about the Mormon Church by taking history in elementary school.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    71 up, 50 down
  6. When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but gun and ski racks are standard.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    64 up, 43 down
  7. Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    80 up, 60 down
  8. Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    69 up, 51 down
  9. Your family considers a trip to McDonald's a night out..
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    68 up, 50 down
  10. Cars in the slow lane are traveling the fastest; cars in the fast lane are traveling the slowest; cars in the middle lanes are always trying to exit.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    66 up, 49 down


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The State of Utah (IPA: /&#712;ju&#720;t&#596;&#720;/ or /&#712;ju&#720;t&#593;&#720;/ (help·info)) is a western state of the United States. It was the 45th state admitted to the Union on January 4, 1896. Approximately 80 percent of Utah's 2,645,330 people live along the Wasatch Front.

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More reasons You know you are from Utah

  1. People drive to Idaho (or Arizona) to pick up a gallon of milk so they can play the lottery.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    74 up, 58 down
  2. Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, the local elementary school has to hire a new teacher.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    68 up, 52 down
  3. You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    65 up, 50 down
  4. You have more children than you can find biblical names for.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    65 up, 50 down
  5. You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    74 up, 59 down
  6. In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    68 up, 53 down
  7. The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    65 up, 52 down
  8. You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    69 up, 56 down
  9. You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    66 up, 53 down
  10. People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    65 up, 52 down
  11. You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    70 up, 58 down
  12. Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    64 up, 52 down
  13. You think &quot;You're a 10 cow wife&quot; is a compliment.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    65 up, 53 down
  14. You can see the stars at night
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    68 up, 57 down
  15. There is a church on every corner, but they all teach the same thing.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    67 up, 56 down
  16. The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    66 up, 55 down
  17. You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    66 up, 56 down
  18. You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    60 up, 52 down
  19. Your idea of a good time is playing Pictionary in the cultural hall.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    58 up, 50 down
  20. Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    61 up, 54 down
  21. You drink Coke from a brown paper bag.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    61 up, 55 down
  22. &quot;Temple recommends&quot; is acceptable identification for cashing a check.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    59 up, 53 down
  23. You wonder why fire truck drivers honk when you drive 35 mph in the left lane on the freeway.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    59 up, 54 down
  24. You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    55 up, 50 down
  25. Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but close for the opening of hunting season.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    61 up, 56 down
  26. Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    67 up, 64 down
  27. Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    59 up, 56 down
  28. You have to ask for the uncensored version of &quot;Titanic.&quot;
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    57 up, 54 down
  29. More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    55 up, 53 down
  30. 30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    61 up, 60 down
  31. You are not surprised to hear words like &quot;Darn, Fetch, Flip&quot;, &quot;Oh, My Heck&quot; and &quot;Shoot&quot;.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    61 up, 61 down
  32. You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    55 up, 56 down
  33. Your paycheck has an additional 10 percent deduction.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    55 up, 57 down
  34. You believe that you must be 18 or older to order coffee at a restaurant.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    58 up, 61 down
  35. You measure Kool-Aid by parts per million.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    48 up, 51 down
  36. Hunting season is a school holiday.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    63 up, 68 down
  37. You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    57 up, 62 down
  38. Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
    by webchilly | December 9, 2008 at 7:29am. | add comment
    55 up, 63 down

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