You know you are a Railfan when...
- Added by Priya, January 11, 2009 at 12:46pm.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Railfan:
- Speaking of intersections, you call the signals as you go through them.
- While driving your car, you put your arm on the window sill and wave your hand and blow your horn to all kids standing on the street.
- Your wife opens her wallet to show the relatives photos of the children while you open your wallet to show them your latest rail photos from last weeks fan trip.
- ) You're in your car and you come up to a railroad crossing. The crossing lights are not flashing and no trains are coming, but you slow to a crawl and look up the track both ways in hope of seeing a train.
- When planning your next vacation, you choose your travel route based upon the location of active railroads and railroad museums.
- When being served dinner, you say, "Easy, easy, that'll do!" as you've gotten enough.
- You are on a highway overpass, at 60 mph you suddenly shout,"that's the Seaboard down there!", and you can't believe the others in the car didn't recognize it by the color of the ballast.
- ) You wonder why automobiles don't come equipped with couplers.
- When you end every phone conversation with "Roger".
- When riding with someone who's backing into a parking space, you say, "two cars...one car...far enough.".
More about "Railfan"
A railfan or rail buff (American English), railway enthusiast or railway buff , or (often with a more specialized meaning, described below) trainspotter (British English), is a person unnaturally interested in an amateur capacity in rail transport. Railfans can be found worldwide.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Railfan
- You open your refrigerator door only to find it full of film for the next fan trip.
- You're on Amtrak, you find out that the guy across the isle is a Railfan, and your wives look at each other, roll their eyes and sigh.
- You rent certain movies at the video store because you know there is a very cool train scene in it.
- You tell your wife you would like take a nice ride to look at scenery, and she asks you,"Shall I'll take some magazines to look at while you look at the scenery in the rail yard?".
- You call zoning to ask if you can use a boxcar for a shed.
- When you get a shopping cart with a bad wheel, you tag it and set it aside for the shops to repair, or park it in an aisle and put up a blue flag in front of and behind it.
- You curse the dispatcher when you're held up in traffic.
- You refuse to cross the tracks until your favorite train has passed by.
- You tell your wife you are going down to the corner bar to have a few drinks with the guys, however, you go to your favorite train watching spot to take a few photos.
- You shop for a house by the tracks instead of away from them!
- Your wife tells you her water burst, and your first reaction is, "My God, her boiler will be ruined!"
- The efforts of Hollywood to re-create an earlier era using trains is met with your derisive snort, "They didn't have GP40-2's in 1970! Can't they get it right?".
- When you blow your horn two longs, a short, and a long through every intersection.
- You barbecue using tie butts, for that special flavor!
- While engaged in intimate relations, you suddenly find yourself mentally debating the relative merits of Genesis vs. F40's.
- You install a pedal operated bell in your car and ring it while driving across railroad crossings.
- You find yourself looking for old locomotives and color schemes during the obligatory chase scene through the rail yards when you're watching old cop shows and movies on TV.
- You are on a rail facility tour and start talking to one of the mechanics on the shop floor only to find out that you know more than he does.

