You know you are a Wine Nut when...
- Added by Priya, January 12, 2009 at 11:53am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Wine Nut:
- You apply to business school to promote Malbecs for a living.7 up, 4 down
- You can barely walk through your apartment6 up, 4 down
- Your wine collection is insured for more than your spouse is4 up, 2 down
- When you carry a Vintage Chart in your wallet5 up, 4 down
- You have a framed photograph of Alejandro Fernandez on your mantle6 up, 5 down
- Your wine cellar environment controls costs more than the ones for your home.6 up, 5 down
- your wife would prefer the mistress.5 up, 4 down
- and means it.3 up, 2 down
- You think that a serial port is a red wine you drink with breakfast.4 up, 3 down
- because they know you will anyway.4 up, 3 down
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Wine nut is a person who absolutely and is crazy about it. Wine is an alcoholic beverage made from the fermentation of grape juice.The natural chemical balance of grapes is such that they can ferment without the addition of sugars, acids, enzymes or other nutrients. Wine is produced by fermenting crushed grapes using various types of yeast which consume the sugars found in the grap.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Wine Nut
- You can´t open a bottle of coke or beer without sniffing the capsule4 up, 3 down
- You are excited playing the game of matching a wine to the perfect celebrity.5 up, 5 down
- You've run out of friends to make wine cork bulletin boards for... but not out of corks.5 up, 5 down
- Your wife thinks it would be cheaper for you to take up sailing.3 up, 3 down
- You spend more time thinking about wine than sex.5 up, 5 down
- You get Christmas, birthday and anniversary gifts from you local wine merchants.4 up, 4 down
- Your wine cellar is the largest room in your house.3 up, 3 down
- and find it is ten times smaller than you actually need.3 up, 3 down
- When house hunting, one of the first things you determine3 up, 3 down
- You can't think of anything nice to say when served a white zinfandel at a party.3 up, 3 down
- You have wine as a budget item in your business financial planning.3 up, 3 down
- Your spouse is fixing breakfast and asks what wine you want with it.3 up, 3 down
- You know what wine goes with blueberry pancakes.3 up, 3 down
- When people say "Red, White and ...", you immediately think "Rosé".3 up, 3 down
- describe all of the "Memorable Times" you had as3 up, 3 down
- You know the geography of wine growing regions better than your own neighborhood.3 up, 3 down
- You look at an open 2 liter bottle of soda and think "mid-shoulder"3 up, 3 down
- You go to your cellar during a tornado...3 up, 3 down
- You spend more time savoring your first first growth3 up, 3 down
- than your first sexual experience3 up, 3 down
- You send home a very beautiful date because2 up, 2 down
- she asked for an ice cube for the wine you served her3 up, 3 down
- The UPS delivery takes a coffee break at your house each day.3 up, 4 down
- At a restaurant, everyone gets bored waiting for you to order, because you spend all your time trying to make the perfect choice for the table.4 up, 5 down
- your favorite bottle of wine.4 up, 5 down
- You build a wine cellar that is five times larger than you think you need3 up, 4 down
- You spend more on wine per month than on your house payment.2 up, 3 down
- Your wife says she will leave you if you bring home one more bottle of wine,2 up, 3 down
- You know that Sangiovese is not a character from one of the Godfather movies.3 up, 4 down
- People have stopped asking you to bring the wine,2 up, 3 down
- You have made a border for your office with wine labels.2 up, 3 down
- You think that the opposite of the color white is red.3 up, 4 down
- You didn't know that burgundy was a color.3 up, 4 down
- .....if you know punt is more than a football play.2 up, 3 down
- .....if you know brix can't always be laid2 up, 3 down
- You give the wine at communion a numerical rating2 up, 3 down
- but only to make sure that your collection is safe2 up, 3 down
- You have pets named after Chateaux, varietals, or regions2 up, 3 down
- You spent more decorating your wine cellar than you did your home.4 up, 6 down
- When people visit, the only room they see is the wine cellar.3 up, 5 down
- If given a choice between your collecting wine or having a mistress,2 up, 4 down
- You spend more time selecting your wine purchases than your stock investments.2 up, 4 down
- Your only provision for retirement is your wine collection.2 up, 4 down
- You sniff the cork notice board at work2 up, 4 down
- You get out your book of Wine Labels when old friends visit and2 up, 4 down
- The first thing you save when escaping your burning house is4 up, 7 down
- The cost of your wine collection exceeds your retirement funds.1 up, 4 down
- "the pinot exhibits nuances of toast."1 up, 4 down
- If you don't do your laundry until you've examined it for Botrytis.1 up, 4 down
- though you were looking at photos of your children growing up.1 up, 4 down
- You wonder why so many people hate the French2 up, 5 down
- When you finally realize that "appelation controlle" is French for "Trust Me"4 up, 8 down
- When describing a wine to friends your wife puts a stopwatch on you.2 up, 6 down
- because of all the wine cases and bottles everywhere.4 up, 8 down
- is if there is a place to put a cellar.2 up, 6 down
- You don't understand why people snicker when you comment that1 up, 5 down
- You have wine as a budget item in your home financial planning.1 up, 5 down
- When friends come over you insist they play wine trivia.2 up, 7 down
