You know you are a Wine Nut when...
- Added by Priya, January 12, 2009 at 11:53am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Wine Nut:
- You can´t open a bottle of coke or beer without sniffing the capsule9 up, 3 down
- You apply to business school to promote Malbecs for a living.10 up, 5 down
- You are excited playing the game of matching a wine to the perfect celebrity.10 up, 5 down
- You spend more on wine per month than on your house payment.7 up, 2 down
- Your wine collection is insured for more than your spouse is8 up, 3 down
- your favorite bottle of wine.9 up, 5 down
- You sniff the cork notice board at work9 up, 5 down
- You look at an open 2 liter bottle of soda and think "mid-shoulder"7 up, 3 down
- Your wine cellar environment controls costs more than the ones for your home.10 up, 7 down
- You can barely walk through your apartment9 up, 6 down
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Wine nut is a person who absolutely and is crazy about it. Wine is an alcoholic beverage made from the fermentation of grape juice.The natural chemical balance of grapes is such that they can ferment without the addition of sugars, acids, enzymes or other nutrients. Wine is produced by fermenting crushed grapes using various types of yeast which consume the sugars found in the grap.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Wine Nut
- At a restaurant, everyone gets bored waiting for you to order, because you spend all your time trying to make the perfect choice for the table.8 up, 5 down
- Your wife thinks it would be cheaper for you to take up sailing.7 up, 4 down
- Your only provision for retirement is your wine collection.7 up, 4 down
- You can't think of anything nice to say when served a white zinfandel at a party.7 up, 4 down
- because they know you will anyway.7 up, 4 down
- You think that the opposite of the color white is red.8 up, 5 down
- You spend more time savoring your first first growth7 up, 4 down
- The first thing you save when escaping your burning house is9 up, 7 down
- You've run out of friends to make wine cork bulletin boards for... but not out of corks.8 up, 6 down
- You build a wine cellar that is five times larger than you think you need7 up, 5 down
- You know that Sangiovese is not a character from one of the Godfather movies.7 up, 5 down
- Your spouse is fixing breakfast and asks what wine you want with it.6 up, 4 down
- You get out your book of Wine Labels when old friends visit and6 up, 4 down
- You know the geography of wine growing regions better than your own neighborhood.6 up, 4 down
- than your first sexual experience7 up, 5 down
- When friends come over you insist they play wine trivia.7 up, 6 down
- If given a choice between your collecting wine or having a mistress,6 up, 5 down
- and find it is ten times smaller than you actually need.6 up, 5 down
- "the pinot exhibits nuances of toast."5 up, 4 down
- You have pets named after Chateaux, varietals, or regions5 up, 4 down
- When you carry a Vintage Chart in your wallet7 up, 7 down
- Your wine cellar is the largest room in your house.6 up, 6 down
- The cost of your wine collection exceeds your retirement funds.5 up, 5 down
- Your wife says she will leave you if you bring home one more bottle of wine,5 up, 5 down
- You think that a serial port is a red wine you drink with breakfast.6 up, 6 down
- You have wine as a budget item in your business financial planning.5 up, 5 down
- You didn't know that burgundy was a color.6 up, 6 down
- If you don't do your laundry until you've examined it for Botrytis.5 up, 5 down
- You send home a very beautiful date because4 up, 4 down
- she asked for an ice cube for the wine you served her6 up, 6 down
- When you finally realize that "appelation controlle" is French for "Trust Me"8 up, 9 down
- your wife would prefer the mistress.6 up, 7 down
- People have stopped asking you to bring the wine,4 up, 5 down
- You know what wine goes with blueberry pancakes.5 up, 6 down
- When people visit, the only room they see is the wine cellar.6 up, 8 down
- because of all the wine cases and bottles everywhere.7 up, 9 down
- You get Christmas, birthday and anniversary gifts from you local wine merchants.6 up, 8 down
- You spend more time selecting your wine purchases than your stock investments.5 up, 7 down
- and means it.4 up, 6 down
- When people say "Red, White and ...", you immediately think "Rosé".5 up, 7 down
- .....if you know punt is more than a football play.4 up, 6 down
- .....if you know brix can't always be laid4 up, 6 down
- though you were looking at photos of your children growing up.4 up, 6 down
- You go to your cellar during a tornado...4 up, 6 down
- You spent more decorating your wine cellar than you did your home.6 up, 9 down
- The UPS delivery takes a coffee break at your house each day.5 up, 8 down
- You spend more time thinking about wine than sex.6 up, 9 down
- When house hunting, one of the first things you determine4 up, 7 down
- You don't understand why people snicker when you comment that4 up, 7 down
- You give the wine at communion a numerical rating4 up, 7 down
- You wonder why so many people hate the French4 up, 7 down
- You have a framed photograph of Alejandro Fernandez on your mantle6 up, 10 down
- When describing a wine to friends your wife puts a stopwatch on you.4 up, 8 down
- You have made a border for your office with wine labels.3 up, 7 down
- describe all of the "Memorable Times" you had as4 up, 8 down
- is if there is a place to put a cellar.3 up, 9 down
- You have wine as a budget item in your home financial planning.4 up, 10 down
- but only to make sure that your collection is safe3 up, 9 down
