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Top 10 Reasons You know you're from New York:

  1. You know what a bodega is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    27 up, 9 down
  2. There is no north and south. Its "uptown" or "downtown." if you?re really from New York you have absolutely no concept of where north and south are.... And east or west is "Crosstown."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    23 up, 10 down
  3. Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    25 up, 12 down
  4. The presidential visit is a major traffic jam, not an honor.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    21 up, 8 down
  5. You can nap on the subway and never miss your stop.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    22 up, 9 down
  6. You move 3,000 miles away, spend 10 years learning the local language and people still know you're from Brooklyn or the Bronx the minute you open your mouth.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    21 up, 10 down
  7. You're not the least bit interested in going to times square on new year?s eve.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    20 up, 9 down
  8. You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    23 up, 14 down
  9. You take the train home and you know exactly where on the platform the doors will open that will leave you right in front of the exit stairway.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    21 up, 12 down
  10. You know the differences between all the different ray's pizzas.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    19 up, 10 down


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More about "New York"

New York is a state in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeastern regions of the United States, and is the country's third most populous state. The state is bordered by New Jersey, and Pennsylvania to the south, Connecticut, Massachusetts and Vermont to the east. The state has a water border with Rhode Island off the east coast of Long Island, as well as an international border with the Canadian provinces of Quebec and Ontario to the northwest. New York is often referred to as New York State to distinguish it from New York City.

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More reasons You know you're from New York

  1. You pay "only" $230 a month to park your car.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    20 up, 11 down
  2. It's not Manhattan; it's the "city".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    23 up, 15 down
  3. The deli guy gives you a straw with any beverage you buy, even if it's a beer.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    16 up, 8 down
  4. You cross the street anywhere but on the corners and you yell at cars for not respecting your right to do it.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    16 up, 9 down
  5. You don't even notice the lady walking down the road having a perfectly normal conversation with herself.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    20 up, 13 down
  6. You return after 10 years and the first foods you want are a "real" pizza and a "real" bagel.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    16 up, 10 down
  7. Your internal clock is permanently set to know when alternate side of the street parking regulations are in effect.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    12 up, 8 down
  8. You are not under the mistaken impression that any human being would be able to actually understand a p.a. announcement on the subway.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    10 up, 8 down
  9. You wouldn't bother ordering pizza in any other city.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    12 up, 10 down
  10. You get ready to order dinner every night and must choose from the major food groups which are: Chinese, Italian, Mexican or Indian.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    14 up, 12 down
  11. A 500 square foot apartment is large.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    15 up, 14 down
  12. You know what a "regular" coffee is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    16 up, 16 down
  13. You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. Like the city in Texas.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    15 up, 15 down
  14. You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 7:49am. | add comment
    12 up, 13 down

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