You know you're from New York if...
- Added by youknowster, September 6, 2008 at 7:49am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you're from New York:
- You know the differences between all the different ray's pizzas.
- Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.
- You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
- You take the train home and you know exactly where on the platform the doors will open that will leave you right in front of the exit stairway.
- You know what a bodega is.
- You can nap on the subway and never miss your stop.
- The deli guy gives you a straw with any beverage you buy, even if it's a beer.
- There is no north and south. Its "uptown" or "downtown." if you?re really from New York you have absolutely no concept of where north and south are.... And east or west is "Crosstown."
- The presidential visit is a major traffic jam, not an honor.
- You're not the least bit interested in going to times square on new year?s eve.
More about "New York"
New York is a state in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeastern regions of the United States, and is the country's third most populous state. The state is bordered by New Jersey, and Pennsylvania to the south, Connecticut, Massachusetts and Vermont to the east. The state has a water border with Rhode Island off the east coast of Long Island, as well as an international border with the Canadian provinces of Quebec and Ontario to the northwest. New York is often referred to as New York State to distinguish it from New York City.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you're from New York
- It's not Manhattan; it's the "city".
- You know what a "regular" coffee is.
- You cross the street anywhere but on the corners and you yell at cars for not respecting your right to do it.
- You move 3,000 miles away, spend 10 years learning the local language and people still know you're from Brooklyn or the Bronx the minute you open your mouth.
- You return after 10 years and the first foods you want are a "real" pizza and a "real" bagel.
- You are not under the mistaken impression that any human being would be able to actually understand a p.a. announcement on the subway.
- You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
- You wouldn't bother ordering pizza in any other city.
- Your internal clock is permanently set to know when alternate side of the street parking regulations are in effect.
- A 500 square foot apartment is large.
- You don't even notice the lady walking down the road having a perfectly normal conversation with herself.
- You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. Like the city in Texas.
- You pay "only" $230 a month to park your car.
- You get ready to order dinner every night and must choose from the major food groups which are: Chinese, Italian, Mexican or Indian.