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Toledo Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are from Toledo:

  1. You remember when Toledo didn't HAVE any Wal-Marts.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    72 up, 55 down
  2. If you see a driver that is driving erratically you automatically check for the Michigan licence plate.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    65 up, 55 down
  3. You know what Krogering is.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    61 up, 52 down
  4. Your school was cancelled because of the 7 inches of snow you got during the night.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    62 up, 57 down
  5. You have a favorite room in The Toledo Art Museum.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    58 up, 54 down
  6. You know where the origional Tony Pacos is at and you know what type of food famous people sign on the walls.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    61 up, 57 down
  7. You felt cool going to Ohio Skate on weekends as a kid.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 50 down
  8. You've ridden an elephant, a panda, a buffalo, and a turtle at the zoo.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    54 up, 53 down
  9. Visiting Cedar Point is a tradition dating back to the elementary school years.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    58 up, 59 down
  10. At least one person you know works for Jeep.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    55 up, 56 down


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More about "Toledo"

Toledo is famous for The Toledo Art Museum, The Mud Hens, The Toledo Zoo.Toledo is a city in the U.S. state of Ohio and the county seat of Lucas County. Named after Toledo, Spain, it is located on the western end of Lake Erie, on the Michigan border. It is the principal city in the Toledo Metropolitan Statistical Area.

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More reasons You know you are from Toledo

  1. You think having four all-girls and boys catholic high schools is normal.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    51 up, 52 down
  2. You know who says 'Turtle'.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 55 down
  3. You've been to a Mud Hens game.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    52 up, 54 down
  4. You know who Jamie Farr is.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 56 down
  5. You've driven to Gibbs Bridge to try to see the ghost.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    58 up, 61 down
  6. You still have no idea what a Mudhen is, or if you do know, people think you're making it up.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    55 up, 58 down
  7. You freeze your butt off walking around The Toledo Zoo at 10 degrees because you want to see christmas lights.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    49 up, 53 down
  8. You know where the nearest Tim Hortons is.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 57 down
  9. President Bush came to your school
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    54 up, 59 down
  10. You know what Magic Wok is.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 58 down
  11. When you can pick one of five Wal*Marts to drive to, all in a 10 minute range of eachother.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    51 up, 56 down
  12. &quot;Everybody's Zooing It&quot; means something to you, and you can sing the song, weird accent and all.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    50 up, 55 down
  13. You get tired of hearing about Katie Holmes.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    50 up, 56 down
  14. Cosi was a yearly class field trip.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 60 down
  15. Seeing a giant, neon-colored, plastic frog sitting on the sidewalk is nothing unusual.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    59 up, 66 down
  16. Your mayor decides to change the fire hydrant color.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    53 up, 60 down
  17. Your mayor has gotten into almost-fist-fights with people.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    50 up, 57 down
  18. You know how to drive in snow, rain, and hail.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    54 up, 62 down
  19. You get stopped by a train almost daily!
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    52 up, 61 down
  20. You know that Smurf Ice Cream is the only flavor worth eating at Mr. G's Barn.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    50 up, 59 down
  21. You have gotten or almost gotten a ticket in Ottawa Hills.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    52 up, 63 down
  22. You know what Meijer is.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    50 up, 61 down
  23. You're so used to driving in construction that you feel odd driving where you can't see orange barrels.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    50 up, 61 down
  24. You know all the words to the Erie Street Market jingle.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    56 up, 68 down
  25. You refuse to call it Westfield Shopping Center, because we all know it is really Franklin Park Mall.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    54 up, 69 down
  26. You remember the grain elevator exploding and the smell that followed for months.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    52 up, 67 down
  27. You graduated at the Stranahan.
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    44 up, 61 down
  28. You know of two ways to pronounce the street name &quot;Nevada.&quot;
    by Priya | January 20, 2009 at 7:01am. | add comment
    43 up, 62 down

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