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San Antonio Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are from San Antonio:

  1. You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    50 up, 26 down
  2. There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    56 up, 35 down
  3. You think 100 is not too hot.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    50 up, 30 down
  4. You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    46 up, 27 down
  5. You're an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    46 up, 27 down
  6. You think &quot;pro-choice&quot; means flour or corn tortillas.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    52 up, 34 down
  7. You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    43 up, 26 down
  8. On Christmas Day the low is 68 and the high is 98.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    49 up, 32 down
  9. You know exactly how to get to the &quot;Ghost Tracks&quot; from anywhere in town.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    42 up, 28 down
  10. You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    47 up, 34 down


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More about "San Antonio"

San Antonio is the second-largest city in the state of Texas and the seventh largest city in the United States. Located in South Texas, the city is a cultural and geographical gateway into the American Southwest. San Antonio is the seat of Bexar County with a population of 1,328,984 as of the 2007 U.S. Census estimate. It was the fourth-fastest-growing large city in the nation from 2000-2006.

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More reasons You know you are from San Antonio

  1. You've never been to the Alamo.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    38 up, 35 down
  2. You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    37 up, 36 down
  3. Your neighbors keeps Christmas ligts up all year round.
    by Priya | January 28, 2009 at 11:52am. | add comment
    37 up, 37 down

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