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Detroit Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from Detroit:

  1. You hate the city, but you`ll kick the %#&@$! of anyone who disses it.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    104 up, 66 down
  2. You love Vernor`s and Better Made Chips
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    107 up, 71 down
  3. If it`s less than 10 blocks away, you drive anyway.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    102 up, 69 down
  4. You drink Faygo pop
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    90 up, 65 down
  5. You refer to the city as "the D."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    92 up, 67 down
  6. You can buy an outfit, activate your cell phone, and buy lunch at the corner liquor store
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    95 up, 71 down
  7. The Cass Corridor is your jogging route.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    78 up, 58 down
  8. You can`t get to sleep without the sound of sirens.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    95 up, 76 down
  9. You know Eminem and Kid Rock are not actually from Detroit, but Warren (a suburb) and a small farm town.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    91 up, 72 down
  10. When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    88 up, 69 down


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More reasons You know you're from Detroit

  1. People get scared when you say you`re from here.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    77 up, 61 down
  2. You think Devil`s Night is celebrated everywhere.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    86 up, 71 down
  3. Your car payment is higher than your rent
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    73 up, 60 down
  4. You can do any of the 3,000 hustles
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    72 up, 61 down
  5. You go to the Auto Show to find men / women
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    65 up, 54 down
  6. You are connected to Eminem by 3 or fewer people.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    71 up, 60 down
  7. You`ve had to wait forever for the DOT bus
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    68 up, 58 down
  8. You take ballroom hustle lessons
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    80 up, 71 down
  9. A six-street intersection with a Michigan turn seems logical.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    72 up, 64 down
  10. You have ridden the People Mover.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    72 up, 64 down
  11. You`ve knocked all the hub caps off your car - and your alignment`s totally out of whack
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    71 up, 67 down
  12. You airbrush your toenails
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    65 up, 62 down
  13. You don`t know the difference between winter white and summer white
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    65 up, 63 down
  14. You are mad about the Joe Louis Statue (the fist) in the middle of Jefferson
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    74 up, 73 down
  15. Your gators match your suit (pink, purple, green, etc.)
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    66 up, 66 down
  16. You own a Navigator or an Expedition and you live with your mother
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    64 up, 64 down
  17. You put nail tips and acrylic on your toenails
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    61 up, 64 down
  18. You own a red leather outfit
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    62 up, 66 down
  19. You swim at Belle Isle beach.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    62 up, 67 down
  20. Your neighborhood church is across the street or next door to a liquor store AND a Chinese food restaurant
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    64 up, 70 down
  21. You`ve stopped at a shrimp shack after 2 am (because it tastes the best at this time)
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    61 up, 67 down
  22. You get your nails and hair done every week just to go to the mall
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    69 up, 76 down
  23. You get your hair "did"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    67 up, 74 down
  24. You own a pair of gators in a variety of colors
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    62 up, 71 down
  25. Your outfit cost more than your car payment
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 1:18pm. | add comment
    53 up, 72 down

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