Top 10 Reasons You know you are Jewish:
- You go over to a relatives house and all you do is EAT!11 up, 4 down
- You live in NY, Cali, or Florida...or have family that do7 up, 2 down
- You're related to at least one doctor, lawyer, and accountant6 up, 1 down
- You've pelted a 13 year old with Sunkists (at his Bar Mitzvah)7 up, 2 down
- Your mother makes you clean for the cleaning lady.8 up, 3 down
- You eat Chinese food and go to the movies on EVERY Christmas6 up, 2 down
- You've accepted the fact that you either are or will be a Jewish mother someday5 up, 1 down
- You can identify with the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"6 up, 2 down
- You've experienced the phenomenon of 50 people fitting into a 10-foot-wide dining room hitting each other with plastic plates trying to get to a deli tray.5 up, 1 down
- There's no better way to break a fast than bagels, lox, and cream cheese4 up, 1 down
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A Jew is a member of the Jewish people, an ethnoreligious group originating from the Israelites or Hebrews of the ancient Middle East. The Jewish people and the religion of Judaism are strongly interrelated, and converts to Judaism have been absorbed into the Jewish community throughout the millennia.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are Jewish
- You know that Jews for Jesus aren't really Jews5 up, 2 down
- You've been to sleep away camp4 up, 2 down
- You have a Pavlovian response to "Sheket b'Vakasha!" (hey!)6 up, 4 down
- You love a bargain5 up, 3 down
- Your grandma makes the BEST matzo ball soup no matter what anyone else says4 up, 2 down
- Your mother always said you were fat.6 up, 4 down
- You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.4 up, 2 down
- You feel special because there are so many Jewish Holidays and you dont' have to go to school or work.4 up, 2 down
- You were surprised to discover that wine doesn't always taste like cranberry sauce.3 up, 2 down
- You know a plethora of Yiddish words but can't define them in any language but Yiddish5 up, 4 down
- SOmeone in your family has owned at least one BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, and/or Volvo5 up, 4 down
- You know what a "jewish accent" is...and it really has nothing to do with where you are from4 up, 3 down
- Challah is Hashem's gift to mankind3 up, 2 down
- You sport a Jew-fro4 up, 3 down
- You know the difference between Askenazi, Sephardic, Reform, Conservative, Orthodox, MoDox, Reconstructionist, etc3 up, 2 down
- You enjoy chop liver3 up, 4 down
- You say "Oy vey" constantly3 up, 4 down
- You considered your Bar or Bat Mitzvah a "Get Out of Hebrew School Free" card.2 up, 4 down
- You've done either Nfty,KAUSY, USY, BBYO, or Young Judea2 up, 5 down
- You are the only ones in the room who can look at Gefilte Fish and not gag5 up, 9 down
