Top 10 Reasons You know you are Jewish:
- You've pelted a 13 year old with Sunkists (at his Bar Mitzvah)14 up, 5 down
- You have a Pavlovian response to "Sheket b'Vakasha!" (hey!)13 up, 5 down
- You know what a "jewish accent" is...and it really has nothing to do with where you are from11 up, 3 down
- You go over to a relatives house and all you do is EAT!14 up, 8 down
- You live in NY, Cali, or Florida...or have family that do11 up, 5 down
- You eat Chinese food and go to the movies on EVERY Christmas11 up, 5 down
- You know the difference between Askenazi, Sephardic, Reform, Conservative, Orthodox, MoDox, Reconstructionist, etc9 up, 3 down
- You know a plethora of Yiddish words but can't define them in any language but Yiddish11 up, 6 down
- You know that Jews for Jesus aren't really Jews9 up, 4 down
- You love a bargain10 up, 5 down
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A Jew is a member of the Jewish people, an ethnoreligious group originating from the Israelites or Hebrews of the ancient Middle East. The Jewish people and the religion of Judaism are strongly interrelated, and converts to Judaism have been absorbed into the Jewish community throughout the millennia.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are Jewish
- You say "Oy vey" constantly9 up, 5 down
- SOmeone in your family has owned at least one BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, and/or Volvo10 up, 6 down
- Your grandma makes the BEST matzo ball soup no matter what anyone else says9 up, 5 down
- Challah is Hashem's gift to mankind8 up, 4 down
- Your mother always said you were fat.11 up, 7 down
- You can identify with the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"9 up, 5 down
- Your mother makes you clean for the cleaning lady.11 up, 7 down
- You've experienced the phenomenon of 50 people fitting into a 10-foot-wide dining room hitting each other with plastic plates trying to get to a deli tray.9 up, 5 down
- You've accepted the fact that you either are or will be a Jewish mother someday8 up, 5 down
- You sport a Jew-fro9 up, 6 down
- You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.8 up, 5 down
- You were surprised to discover that wine doesn't always taste like cranberry sauce.7 up, 5 down
- There's no better way to break a fast than bagels, lox, and cream cheese7 up, 5 down
- You've done either Nfty,KAUSY, USY, BBYO, or Young Judea8 up, 6 down
- You've been to sleep away camp8 up, 7 down
- You enjoy chop liver7 up, 6 down
- You're related to at least one doctor, lawyer, and accountant8 up, 7 down
- You feel special because there are so many Jewish Holidays and you dont' have to go to school or work.7 up, 6 down
- You are the only ones in the room who can look at Gefilte Fish and not gag10 up, 10 down
- You considered your Bar or Bat Mitzvah a "Get Out of Hebrew School Free" card.5 up, 9 down
