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Oswego Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are from Oswego:

  1. You know that a blizzard just means better parking for the bar
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    74 up, 45 down
  2. You've ever bowled at the Pin-O-Rama Bowl
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    57 up, 36 down
  3. You've ever made out (or more) at the little turnaround by Breitbeck park
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    67 up, 47 down
  4. After every middle school dance, you went straight to either pizza hut or taco bell and chilled in the parking lot
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    64 up, 48 down
  5. you go away to college and get sick of telling people where Oswego is so you lie and say your from syracuse or just say the syracuse area
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    60 up, 45 down
  6. You actually searched for the Harborquest Medallion and then cursed the person who found it
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    60 up, 46 down
  7. You actually know what a muck is, maybe even smoked weed at one
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    63 up, 50 down
  8. You ever skipped school/left early to go to Rudy's on opening day of the season
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    57 up, 45 down
  9. You know that a state of emergency just means you cant drive as fast through 2 feet of snow
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    57 up, 46 down
  10. You see or hear Erik Cole's name and immediatley say &quot;He's from Oswego&quot;
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    59 up, 48 down


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More about "Oswego"

Oswego is a city in Oswego County, New York, United States. The population was 18,096 at the 2000 census. The 2005 population estimate for the city of Oswego is 17,705. Oswego is located on Lake Ontario in north-central New York and promotes itself as "The Port City of Central New York". It is the county seat of Oswego County.

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More reasons You know you are from Oswego

  1. You rented a movie from Mr Zuber at Movies Plus
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    64 up, 54 down
  2. You think the Bridge Street Run should be an olympic sport...and yes the team from Oswego would win the gold medal
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    55 up, 48 down
  3. You have at least one beer mug to coincide with a mug night for every day of the week
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    51 up, 45 down
  4. you've defended yourself more than once in a situation regarding the cow population in your hometown
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    56 up, 50 down
  5. Your a Syracuse sports fan by default
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    61 up, 56 down
  6. You've ever gotten bored and drove down bridge street 4 or 5 times in a row
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    58 up, 54 down
  7. Your high school marching band has more fans in the stands then the football team
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    51 up, 47 down
  8. You've ever been inside the porno room at Red's Video
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    54 up, 51 down
  9. Your High School football team never won more than 3 games a season. But hey, theres always next year
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    53 up, 51 down
  10. Who needs Wegman's? We've got Paul's Big M
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    48 up, 47 down
  11. The five words 'A City With A Future' make you chuckle.
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    55 up, 54 down
  12. You miss garlic knots from Pavone's
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    54 up, 54 down
  13. You know that the Oswego Sub Shop is more than just a sub joint, it is its own food group
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    51 up, 52 down
  14. You think Harborfest should be a national holiday and treat it as such
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    54 up, 55 down
  15. You remember when smoking was allowed in restaurants and going to wade's meant smelling of smoke for 3 days and watching the cooks smoke cigarettes while they made your food. But damn, those were some good pancakes
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    50 up, 51 down
  16. You know who Rick Harvell is and still think he is the coolest man alive
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    51 up, 53 down
  17. You went to public school because there were no other options
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    50 up, 52 down
  18. You or one of your friends have at been at one (or more) underage drinking busts at a bar
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    51 up, 53 down
  19. You at least one time in your life partied at the Wharendorf residence (corner of East 7th and Utica)
    by Priya | February 5, 2009 at 7:46am. | add comment
    50 up, 54 down

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