You know you are studying in U.A.E. when...
- Added by Priya, February 8, 2009 at 8:16am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are studying in U.A.E.:
- Sliding on the mainhall floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially during the exams.
- You know someone who has worked, does work, or will work at starbucks.
- You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.
- You write a two page answer to a one sentence question.
- 20%+10%= 50%.. 60%... sh!t.. i didn't pass? wait let me get my calculator.
- You no longer speak English; You speak a combination of English, Arabic, Urdu, Hindi, Malialam, Russian, Japanese and your mother language.
- You own more stage make-up than regular make-up.
- You actually sing all your favourite songs in the correct key because you have been practicing them everyday in class.
- It is now acceptable to throw papers while teacher is looking at you.
- Your favorite saying is 'If I get a hundred on every test for the rest of the year...'
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The United Arab Emirates (UAE)is a federation of seven states situated in the southeast of the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia on the Persian Gulf, bordering Oman and Saudi Arabia. The seven states, termed emirates, are Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras al-Khaimah, Sharjah and Umm al-Quwain[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are studying in U.A.E.
- You're sick of seeing some ****s talking to the tachers after the class, as they are talking to their best friends.
- You know exactly how many minutes there are in a year.
- You wish if you could walk in the class in your pajamas.
- Even when you're not in class, while the teacher is taking attendance, everyone automatically assumes that you are.
- It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song in 2 minutes and sing it perfectly, but you can never talk 1 minutes
- You get angry at someone for being late so you can't copy their homework.
- If you wear black and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
- Your friends are not human and should always be called by the name of a singer, artist etc
- about what your teacher was saying.
- You can never go to any shisha place, without seeing at least one person that you know or the person you're with knows.
- You make fun of your friends's accents everyday.
- You always seem to have one continuous headache.
- Jumping from the window is a great idea & there is no such thing as GAY DANCING.
- When your friends asks "what do you want to do after class?" You can't say "I don't know." You have to think for an hour and then say: "i am very tired!!"
- Clocks get bigger if you stare at them.
- You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
- Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
- College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
- You can send telepathic messages to your friends telling them to start making noise till your teacher go crazy.
- Don't worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.

