You know you are from Cranford when...
- Added by Priya, March 16, 2009 at 2:54am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are from Cranford:
- you ever spent any significant amount of time during junior high or high school hanging out by the clock.
- you saw 99.9% of your graduating high school class at The Office/The Cellar over any given Thanksgiving holiday.
- you ever complained on any given weekend that there's never anything to do in this godforsaken town.
- ...but somehow almost always ended up at dunkin donuts or the parking lot of some such establishment.
- you refer to cranford as either crane's ford, c-town, or some other variation, but hardly ever by its actual name.
- you ever had "behind the wheel" with mr. sadowski and are still suffering post-traumatic stress because of it.
- you canoed the rahway river via the canoe club, during which you saw at least one rat with the proportions of a medium-sized dog.
- you at some point in your life were forced by your parents to join a soccer team
- your parents think cranford is the greatest town ever.
- you ever embezzled from/knew someone who embezzled from the cranford movie theatre.
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More reasons You know you are from Cranford
- you had to attend at least 3 different schools before you actually reached CHS.
- variety bin was your go-to place for all of your slap bracelet and airheads needs.
- your senior prom = 1 word: sleaze-side.
- you can remember cranford before the giant eyesore that is cranford crossings.
- you think that westfield can blow you.
- you know at least one person that got busy on the lincoln park playground equipment.
