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Gymnast Jokes

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Gymnast Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Gymnast:

  1. Doing a backflip on a four inch beam or swinging all the way around the high bar is no problem, but everyone screams and runs away when a harmless baby spider is seen on the spring board.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    101 up, 58 down
  2. You look at palms with skin ripped off them as nonchalantly as you would looking at a picture of a couple of cute fluffy kittens.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    90 up, 55 down
  3. You have heard it is possible to walk without pain, but you don't understand how it can be true.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    87 up, 55 down
  4. You also don't throw up when a six year old gymnast runs over to you with her hand pouring blood because you have seen that several thousand times.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    85 up, 54 down
  5. You constantly get weird looks because of the white marks on your clothes/bag/hands and have to quickly explain that it is 'CHALK, you perve!'.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    78 up, 49 down
  6. You are basically fluent in another language: Yurchenko Shaposhnikova Ariel Shushanova Rufolva Korbut Flick Pike Comaneci Tkatchev Jaegar Gienger Popa Markelov.......did you understand us?
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    82 up, 56 down
  7. You laugh when people say they are sick of hearing the same song because they have heard it 5 times in 2 days. Try listening to the same 90 second cut of music for three hours straight while you work on choreography for floor!
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    80 up, 55 down
  8. You have been kicked in the face more times than you could ever count by helping your teammates/gymnasts train. Getting your nose pierced is nothing because it is practically permanently numb.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    74 up, 54 down
  9. Dignity? What dignity? You lost that the first ten thousand times you fell on your butt/face/stomach/knees.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    70 up, 52 down
  10. Most girls have four kinds of lipgloss, &quot;Seventeen&quot; magazine and invitations to parties in their cute Dooney and Bourke handbag. You have a large gymnbag containing medical tape, competition info, leotard catalogues and large quantities of ibupr
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    65 up, 52 down


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More about "Gymnast"

Gymnast is a person who teaches/practices gymnastics. Gymnastics is a sport involving performance of exercises requiring physical strength, flexibility, agility, coordination, balance and grace

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More reasons You know you are a Gymnast

  1. In addition to owning glitter, you also own about 100 scrunchies, 345 of those silver hair snap clips, 567 hairties and 840 bobbypins. And that is not nearly enough.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    75 up, 63 down
  2. You know more about leotard fashion and trends than you do high fashion. (And you also know more about Nastia Liukin's modelling career than you do Alessandra Ambrosio's or Tyra Banks'!)
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    62 up, 56 down
  3. You might even have added ribbons.(Likewise, you have worn a purple velvet tracksuit/pink rhinestone emblazoned t-shirt or a swirly multi colored leotard looking like an Easter Egg wrapper and kept a straight face.)
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    67 up, 64 down
  4. You put glitter in your hair despite being over the age of eleven.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    61 up, 62 down
  5. Guys: You have at least 8 potential girlfriends and exactly zero competition, unless the the three year olds in &quot;Mommy and Me&quot; kindygym classes count. Coaches: You are more excited than your gymnast themself when they finally learn that big skil
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 9:36am. | add comment
    53 up, 60 down

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