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Polish Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are Polish:

  1. you can spot Polish people like Asians can spot each other.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    70 up, 47 down
  2. your parents have no idea how to use a computer except for solitaire.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    66 up, 46 down
  3. you love electronica, dance, and European techno in general.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    68 up, 49 down
  4. you know very well Pope John Paul II was Polish and his name was Karol, not Carol.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    66 up, 48 down
  5. you still think that American weddings should last days, not hours.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    71 up, 56 down
  6. you know how to sing Sto Lat and sing it on your firend&acirc;??s birthdays.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    65 up, 51 down
  7. you don't feel the need to add an 's' to Pierogi because you already know the word is plural and it annoys you when others do.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    64 up, 50 down
  8. you sometimes slip up when speaking English and add an &acirc;??y&acirc;?? to already plural English words.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    61 up, 48 down
  9. you always take off your shoes as soon as you step into someone else's house, even when they say you don&acirc;??t have to.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    69 up, 57 down
  10. you know it&acirc;??s wodka. not vodka.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    56 up, 46 down


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Polish is a person who is born in polland or speaks polish language.Polish is a West Slavic language[4] and the official language of Poland.

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More reasons You know you are Polish

  1. your grandmother has a picture framed of Pope John Paul II, right beside your family photo.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    61 up, 51 down
  2. you dash your sevens and hat your ones.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    57 up, 49 down
  3. you open your presents on Christmas Eve.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    59 up, 52 down
  4. you know Chopin was born in Poland and not in France.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    59 up, 52 down
  5. you couldn't say a bad word, even butt, around your mother without getting smacked.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    58 up, 53 down
  6. your grandma understands you better than you understand yourself.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    56 up, 52 down
  7. you see a girl and the first thing you check out are her eyes.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    55 up, 52 down
  8. you have never eaten meat on Good Friday.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    57 up, 54 down
  9. your grandparents hardly (if at all) speak English.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    55 up, 54 down
  10. you were speaking Polish before you were English.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    56 up, 55 down
  11. you have relatives who aren't really your relatives.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    53 up, 54 down
  12. you go to Midnight Mass every Christmas Eve and keep your Christmas tree up till February.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    60 up, 61 down
  13. you love soccer.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    53 up, 55 down
  14. you have paper towels in the house but they're just for show, because everyone knows you're supposed to use a szmatka.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    51 up, 54 down
  15. you would fail a blood/drug test because you've eaten so much poppy seed cake
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    50 up, 54 down
  16. you're at a stranger's house, you expect their garbage can to be under the sink.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    50 up, 59 down
  17. all your friends wished they were polish because of Smigus Dingus
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    48 up, 57 down
  18. you, or your family/Polish friends talk in English, you occasionally slip in Polish words, and it's ok because you all know what each other are saying.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    50 up, 61 down
  19. your family considers mushroom/berry picking as 'having a good time'
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    47 up, 59 down
  20. your grandma insists you wear papcie/kapcie because the floor is chilly and you'll get a cold.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    50 up, 65 down
  21. your grandma can tell if you like a girl just by looking at you.
    by Priya | October 27, 2009 at 10:30am. | add comment
    43 up, 60 down

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