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Philadelphia Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from Philadelphia :

  1. You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    95 up, 61 down
  2. You can't imagine lunch without a Tastycake.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    91 up, 61 down
  3. You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    104 up, 75 down
  4. You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    83 up, 54 down
  5. A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    79 up, 53 down
  6. You've never been to the Liberty Bell, or the only time you were there was on a class trip in third grade.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    89 up, 64 down
  7. You hate Dallas.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    93 up, 71 down
  8. You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    90 up, 68 down
  9. You can't imagine a breakfast without scrapple.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    83 up, 63 down
  10. You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    85 up, 67 down


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More about "Philadelphia "

Philadelphia is commonly referred to as Philly but officially and formally The City of Philadelphia, is the largest city in Pennsylvania and the sixth most populous city in the United States. A popular nickname for Philadelphia is The City of Brotherly Love.

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More reasons You know you're from Philadelphia

  1. You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    77 up, 59 down
  2. You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    79 up, 63 down
  3. You will buy a pretzel from anyone, anywhere without even thinking of where it was - or where his hands have been.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    77 up, 63 down
  4. You don't know what a sub is, but you think they are trying to describe an imitation HOAGIE.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    85 up, 72 down
  5. You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    76 up, 64 down
  6. You can make a cheese steak and you've never been taught
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    76 up, 64 down
  7. You know how to spell Schuylkill.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    76 up, 65 down
  8. You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    81 up, 70 down
  9. You have the pizza place on speed dial.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    78 up, 68 down
  10. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    76 up, 68 down
  11. You hate the Redskins
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    73 up, 68 down
  12. You know that only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    79 up, 74 down
  13. You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    77 up, 73 down
  14. You find youself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    73 up, 70 down
  15. You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    71 up, 68 down
  16. You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    73 up, 71 down
  17. You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    70 up, 69 down
  18. You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    67 up, 66 down
  19. You can't eat french fries without Cheese Whiz.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 62 down
  20. You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    74 up, 82 down
  21. You aren't a bandwagon Sixers fan?you loved them when they sucked, and before they had A.I.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 69 down
  22. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 70 down
  23. You only go if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 2:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 76 down

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