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Unitarian Universalist Jokes

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Unitarian Universalist Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are an Unitarian Universalist:

  1. The name of your church is longer than your arm.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    71 up, 52 down
  2. You think socks are too formal for a Summer service.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    55 up, 47 down
  3. Your idea of a guy's night out is going to a N.O.W. rally.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    66 up, 58 down
  4. You refer to construction paper as 'paper of color.'
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    59 up, 51 down
  5. You call up your minister in the middle of the night, panicking because you are starting to believe in God.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    57 up, 49 down
  6. To explain your personal theology, you have to use interpretive dance.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    63 up, 59 down
  7. Unleavened bread is part of your Easter Brunch.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    48 up, 50 down
  8. You know at least 5 ways to say 'Happy holidays!'
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    49 up, 53 down
  9. You take your day planner to church instead of the Bible.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    50 up, 57 down
  10. You find yourself rewriting a church survey, rather than taking it.
    by webchilly | November 22, 2009 at 7:26am. | add comment
    42 up, 52 down


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Unitarian Universalism is a theologically liberal religion characterized by its support for a 'free and responsible search for truth and meaning.' Unitarian Universalists do not share a creed; a person following this religion is a unitarian universalist.

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