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San Diego Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from San Diego:

  1. You say "I'm going to the track" and people know what you mean.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    81 up, 51 down
  2. There's a North County, a South County, and an East County but no Central County.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    68 up, 44 down
  3. You know the difference between Clairemont Mesa, Kearny Mesa, and Mira Mesa.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    70 up, 48 down
  4. Everyone has their favorite beach.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    64 up, 42 down
  5. You've driven from East County San Diego to a mall somewhere in North County because of one particular store you like.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    68 up, 47 down
  6. You know what MB and PB stand for.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    68 up, 47 down
  7. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    67 up, 47 down
  8. There's no such thing as North, South, East or West, there's only toward the ocean or away from the ocean.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    68 up, 49 down
  9. You've ever been to Belmont Park and ridden the Giant Dipper.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 44 down
  10. You can surf and snowboard in the same day, but you've never felt like actually doing it.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    66 up, 48 down


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San Diego is a coastal Southern California city located in the southwestern corner of the continental United States. San Diego County lies just north of the Mexican border.

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More reasons You know you're from San Diego

  1. You know how to eat an artichoke.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 43 down
  2. Tony Hawk [TPHS REPRESENT], Cameron Diaz, Damon Allen, Marcus Allen, Reggie Bush, Adam Brody, Frank Zappa, Shaun White[TPHS BABY], Tony Gwynn, Ted Williams, Nick Cannon, Junior Seau, Art Linkletter, Julie Foudy, Gregory Peck, Ann Wilson, Jonas Salk, Ralph
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 38 down
  3. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    71 up, 54 down
  4. You never, under any circumstances call it anything other than "the Gaslamp."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 46 down
  5. You never, under any circumstances call it anything other than "L.A."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    66 up, 50 down
  6. You know someone who doesn't own pants, and have a neighbor who doesn't seem to own a shirt.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 45 down
  7. We have In-N-Out!
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    65 up, 50 down
  8. You know that 65 mph really means 100mph.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    63 up, 48 down
  9. You know what it means when two guys are walking in Hillcrest.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    66 up, 51 down
  10. You are thankful for the SoCal without the smog (ish).
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    58 up, 44 down
  11. You can't decide where to go get frozen yogurt. [GOLDEN SPOON!]
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 46 down
  12. You used to, and sometimes still do ride the carousel at Seaport Village.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    65 up, 52 down
  13. You can't leave the Del Mar Fair each summer without a plateful of Australian battered potatoes, a funnel cake, and other junk food..and you STILL call it the DEL MAR FAIR.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 49 down
  14. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    58 up, 46 down
  15. You know what real cheese tastes like.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 48 down
  16. You know all the places where "Bring it On" and "Top Gun" were filmed.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 49 down
  17. Disneyland, Six Flags and Knott's Berry Farm are not far from here either.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 49 down
  18. Seaport Village, Petco Park, Old Town, and more.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 49 down
  19. You have a 12 month pass to the San Diego Zoo, San Diego Wild Animal Park, Legoland, and Sea World.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    57 up, 47 down
  20. You're shocked when you find out people have never been to the beach, and even more shocked to find out some have never seen the ocean.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    57 up, 47 down
  21. You say "like," "for sure," "right on," "dude," "totally," "peace out," "chill," "tight," "bro," "faded," "stoked," and "fo sho" and you say them often.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 51 down
  22. Your house is worth more than the GDP of some small countries.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    58 up, 49 down
  23. Your house doesn't have air conditioning.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 50 down
  24. Your high school has a surf team.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 50 down
  25. You have family and or friends that have moved to Arizona.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 50 down
  26. The racetrack, how many other places have their own racetrack?
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    64 up, 56 down
  27. When you cut someone off you usually get honked and the finger.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    58 up, 50 down
  28. You live on, near or are surrounded by hills.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 53 down
  29. "Mossy Nissan! Mossy Nissan! Mossy Nissan Moves You!"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 54 down
  30. You go puddle jumping when it sprinkles for five minutes.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    54 up, 46 down
  31. You're enjoying 80 degree weather at the end of February while those up north complain about 12 inches of snow.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 53 down
  32. There are more bands than people.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    56 up, 49 down
  33. You know someone who knows someone who knows Reggie Bush.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    57 up, 50 down
  34. Every street name is either in Spanish or Spanish related, and you're surprised when other areas don't have this.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 49 down
  35. You know what Santa Ana's are, and that they have literally nothing to do with the city of Santa Ana.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    56 up, 50 down
  36. You know that the correct term is Dank NOT hella or hecka.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 50 down
  37. You've ever been on a field trip to see an Imax movie at the Reuben H. Fleet Science Center.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    56 up, 51 down
  38. The Terminator is your governor.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    58 up, 53 down
  39. Teenagers drive cars worth at least 30,000 dollars.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 50 down
  40. You have at least one friend from Mexico.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 54 down
  41. You go to the beach - not "down to the shore."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    54 up, 49 down
  42. ..."Stay classy San Diego" really means something to you, and saying that you live in a whale's vagina.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 50 down
  43. Balboa Park is still pretty cool sometimes, and you know it.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    56 up, 52 down
  44. You remember going to the WB store at UTC as a kid and playing in that tunnel thing they had.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    53 up, 49 down
  45. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 48 down
  46. When you were a kid you thought the Mormon Church was a castle, or Disneyland.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 51 down
  47. You can correctly pronounce Tierrasanta, La Jolla, Rancho enasquitos, San Ysidro, Otay Mesa, and El Cajon.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 58 down
  48. You know what a California burrito is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 51 down
  49. You know it's San Diegan, not San Diegoan, or San Diegoite.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 52 down
  50. There are four distinct seasons: Nice, Nice, Nice, and A Little Chilly.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 58 down
  51. You routinely go or have gone to Pat & Oscar's solely to get breadsticks.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 49 down
  52. You laugh at NorCal.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 50 down
  53. You can determine the accuracy of someones "I'm ghetto" claim by knowing their high school. For example, El Camino High School or Crawford High School
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 51 down
  54. You've ever gone to Downtown San Diego and marveled at the homeless people mingling with the rich young urbanities.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    54 up, 54 down
  55. You're day is doomed if you can't get your morning Starbucks.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 55 down
  56. Your tan lines never go away.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    57 up, 58 down
  57. A famous skateboarder/surfer lives in your town.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 53 down
  58. You can get real and fresh Mexican food 24 hours a day.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    56 up, 57 down
  59. All TV shows are filmed here.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 55 down
  60. In elementary school you were forced to do countless "duck and cover" earthquake drills.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    53 up, 57 down
  61. You hate tourists and their bad driving.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    54 up, 59 down
  62. When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    55 up, 61 down
  63. It's a felony not to go to the beach at least once a week, and daily during summer.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    49 up, 56 down
  64. You wear flip flops all year round.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    49 up, 58 down
  65. Broadway San Diego. Yay. Enough said.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:10pm. | add comment
    48 up, 60 down

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