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Hawaii Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from Hawaii:

  1. It's SHOYU, not soy sauce.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    112 up, 55 down
  2. Your only suit is a bathing suit.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    102 up, 55 down
  3. You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    96 up, 61 down
  4. You never understood why adding pineapple and ham to a pizza made it Hawaiian to the rest of the world
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    101 up, 67 down
  5. You call public transportation "da BUS"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    95 up, 62 down
  6. You automatically take off your shoes in people's homes.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    102 up, 70 down
  7. You say "Brah" not "Bro".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    89 up, 58 down
  8. You know what "tutu" means.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    83 up, 55 down
  9. You call it "saimin" not "Top Ramen"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    82 up, 59 down
  10. You call everyone older than you "Aunty" or "Uncle" even though they aren't related to you
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    83 up, 61 down


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More about "Hawaii"

Hawaii is a state in the United States, located on an archipelago in the central Pacific Ocean southwest of the continental United States, southeast of Japan, and northeast of Australia. It is the 50th state. There are 8 main islands that make up Hawaii.

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More reasons You know you're from Hawaii

  1. You eat rice every single day.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    86 up, 65 down
  2. You get impatient with all of those bikers on the road that came from Haleakala.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    76 up, 55 down
  3. You say, "Nori" not seaweed paper.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    79 up, 58 down
  4. You have a billion pairs of slippers in front your door when your family gets together
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    85 up, 66 down
  5. You know what lei day is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    72 up, 53 down
  6. You eat malasadas
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    76 up, 58 down
  7. You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice...
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    77 up, 59 down
  8. You learned to play the ukulele in elementary school.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    82 up, 65 down
  9. You know the difference between being hapa and being hapai
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    80 up, 65 down
  10. Your jokes are about Portugese not Polish.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    76 up, 61 down
  11. You go to Maui and your luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs, guri-guri and fresh saimin from Sam Sato's
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    74 up, 59 down
  12. You know pineapples don't grow in trees.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    74 up, 60 down
  13. You like ume, daikon, and kim chee better than pickles.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    78 up, 64 down
  14. You drive barefoot.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    76 up, 62 down
  15. You can live and let live with a smile in your heart.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    71 up, 57 down
  16. It's "shave ice" not"snow cones".
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    80 up, 68 down
  17. You know what the "stink eye" is; and how to give it.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    74 up, 62 down
  18. You have said "wat, owe you money?", "karang your alas", or "dakine"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    69 up, 57 down
  19. When you know NEVER to turn your back facing the ocean.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    76 up, 65 down
  20. When you hear the words "fund raiser", you know it means Zippy's Chili
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    72 up, 61 down
  21. You go to Neiman Marcus "jus fo look"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    74 up, 63 down
  22. You can understand and speak PIDGIN english.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    65 up, 55 down
  23. You wear rubber slippers to the beach.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    71 up, 61 down
  24. You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    69 up, 59 down
  25. You know what a "Huli Huli Chicken" is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    74 up, 64 down
  26. A balanced meal has three starches: rice, macaroni and bread
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    68 up, 58 down
  27. You go to dinner and "make one plate" with all the extra food leftover.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    78 up, 69 down
  28. When someone says to "dress up" it means one nice aloha shirt and jeans.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    71 up, 62 down
  29. You eat Arare.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    67 up, 59 down
  30. The condiments at the dinner table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, kimchee, takuwan, Hawaiian salt and pickled onion
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    74 up, 66 down
  31. You watch your favorite shows "on top the TV"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    71 up, 63 down
  32. Rainbow Drive-Inn is a special date.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    63 up, 57 down
  33. You feel guilt leaving a get-together without helping clean up.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    73 up, 67 down
  34. The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    75 up, 69 down
  35. "You like beef" has nothing to do with what's for dinner
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    70 up, 65 down
  36. You've been to almost all of the other islands.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    66 up, 62 down
  37. Your house has residue from the salty ocean air.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    69 up, 65 down
  38. You eat portuguese sausage, eggs, and rice for breakfast.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    71 up, 67 down
  39. You know what it takes to get into kamehameha school.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    73 up, 69 down
  40. The surf report is on your speed dial...
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    70 up, 66 down
  41. Your philosophy is "Bumbai"
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    64 up, 60 down
  42. An approaching hurricane means only one thing &#65533; surf's up, brah!
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    69 up, 65 down
  43. You know why Sharks Cove is called Sharks Cove.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    62 up, 60 down
  44. You eat coconuts straight from the shell - and drink the juice.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    66 up, 65 down
  45. You know you aren't supposed to whistle at night time, cross your chopsticks, or stick your fork straight out of your rice.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    66 up, 65 down
  46. Your cousin is Japanese-Chinese-French-Filipino-Korean-Scottish-Portuguese-Hawaiian, plus some stuff too manini to mention
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    66 up, 65 down
  47. To you, sushi means sushi, not RAW FISH!
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    65 up, 65 down
  48. You can name 3 varieties of mangos.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    57 up, 59 down
  49. You think 70 degrees is freezing cold
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    62 up, 64 down
  50. The mainland people no can understand your language.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    69 up, 71 down
  51. You know why there are alphabets on trees on graduation day
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    61 up, 64 down
  52. You can correctly pronouce kalanianaole, kalakaua and aiea
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    65 up, 68 down
  53. You would serve spam as a meat for dinner...
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    67 up, 71 down
  54. Beans are the perfect condiment for ice cream
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    60 up, 64 down
  55. You know what "Morgan's Corner " is ... (And it still scares you!)
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    62 up, 67 down
  56. The only time you honk your horn is once a year during the safety check.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    70 up, 75 down
  57. You know where all the creepy places (like burial sites) are in the island
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    65 up, 72 down
  58. You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there&#65533;s a longshoreman strike.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    61 up, 69 down
  59. You know what ukus are and have had them at least once before when you was one little keiki.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    63 up, 72 down
  60. You went to the War Memorial Stadium parking lot to learn how to drive.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    62 up, 71 down
  61. You'd rather drag out the compressor and fill that leaking tire every single morning than have it fixed.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    61 up, 70 down
  62. Nobody is sure exactly where "north" is.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    58 up, 67 down
  63. You've worked in the pineapple fields.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    64 up, 74 down
  64. You give directions using mauka and makai.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    63 up, 73 down
  65. You eat mango with shoyu, vinegar, and pepper
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    64 up, 74 down
  66. You are barefoot in most of you elementary school pictures.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    57 up, 67 down
  67. You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    60 up, 73 down
  68. The best cooks all use lots of mayonnaise
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    57 up, 71 down
  69. You have highlighted hair.
    by youknowster | September 6, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    58 up, 73 down

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