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Top 10 Reasons You know you're from California:
- Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
- The Terminator is your governor.
- You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
- A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
- Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
- Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
- It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
- If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
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More reasons You know you're from California
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????