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California Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from California:

  1. The Terminator is your governor.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    92 up, 67 down
  2. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    90 up, 65 down
  3. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    85 up, 64 down
  4. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    89 up, 70 down
  5. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    81 up, 67 down
  6. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    80 up, 70 down
  7. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    89 up, 81 down
  8. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    87 up, 82 down
  9. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    77 up, 73 down
  10. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    73 up, 75 down


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  1. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    72 up, 75 down
  2. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    81 up, 86 down
  3. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
    by Kristen Thai | August 29, 2008 at 9:46pm. | add comment
    67 up, 74 down

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