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Top 10 Reasons You know you're addicted to Twitter:

  1. First thing you do when you get home from date night with the wife is check Twitter or FriendFeed.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    111 up, 75 down
  2. You realize you need to turn off Twitter or FriendFeed to get any work done. Problem is, you "realized" that an hour ago, too.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    110 up, 76 down
  3. You get overly excited when you get a new follower.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    110 up, 89 down
  4. Your blog hasn?t been updated in awhile, but you?ve been Twittering like crazy.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    100 up, 81 down
  5. You feel the strong need to check up on FriendFeed or Twitter before going to bed at night. Or perhaps on your laptop IN bed.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    103 up, 85 down
  6. You have Twhirl or Alert Thingy set to start automatically on boot up.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    104 up, 88 down
  7. You seriously discuss the nationalization of Twitter.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    93 up, 79 down
  8. You are bored and confused whenever there is another Twitter outage.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    102 up, 91 down
  9. You put your Twitter handle on your business card.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    99 up, 90 down
  10. You?re on the FriendFeed website and find yourself refreshing the page rather than waiting for the auto-refresh. F5 is worn out.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    88 up, 90 down


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Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service that allows its users to send and read other users' updates (otherwise known as tweets), which are text-based posts of up to 140 characters in length. Wikipedia - Twitter Some quirks credited to www.davidrisley.com Twitter

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More reasons You know you're addicted to Twitter

  1. You find yourself typing "@" to reply to people, even if its in an email.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:25am. | add comment
    85 up, 88 down

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