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Anime Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're addicted to Anime:

  1. You can sing songs from your favourite shows, in Japanese, even though you don't speak Japanese?
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    97 up, 64 down
  2. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    77 up, 55 down
  3. You try to read every book from right to left.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    69 up, 56 down
  4. You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    67 up, 57 down
  5. You get an anime tattoo, even though you're scared of needles.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    63 up, 54 down
  6. You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    59 up, 50 down
  7. You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    60 up, 51 down
  8. You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;)), while visiting your favourite anime forum, while listening to Japanese web radio?
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    58 up, 52 down
  9. You say "ITADAKIMASU!!" before you eat your meals.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    62 up, 56 down
  10. You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    64 up, 59 down


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Anime is animation in Japan and considered Japanese animation in the rest of the world. Anime dates from about 1917. Which Japanese Anime do you love?

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More reasons You know you're addicted to Anime

  1. You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    64 up, 59 down
  2. You can watch two anime shows in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    65 up, 60 down
  3. You watch Iron Chef constantly to pick up great recipes (haven't done it but plan to).
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    57 up, 54 down
  4. You are worried because you don?t have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    55 up, 52 down
  5. Your dreams are animated.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    59 up, 56 down
  6. You know your favourite character's blood type.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    60 up, 57 down
  7. You wear a necklace and fall down every time someone says sit boy.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    61 up, 59 down
  8. For valentines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your own Japanese name for it.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    62 up, 60 down
  9. You shave a crescent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    60 up, 59 down
  10. If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    61 up, 61 down
  11. The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    58 up, 58 down
  12. You believe it is possible for a person to be severely beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc?And still come out alive.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    58 up, 58 down
  13. You have legally changed your name to that of your favourite character.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    56 up, 57 down
  14. You stop listening to the radio because English makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    60 up, 61 down
  15. Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    56 up, 58 down
  16. You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    54 up, 56 down
  17. Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    63 up, 65 down
  18. Your house has an anime room.You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    58 up, 61 down
  19. You?ve gotten angry with someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (Special beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    60 up, 63 down
  20. You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    56 up, 59 down
  21. You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    55 up, 59 down
  22. You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    55 up, 59 down
  23. You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    53 up, 57 down
  24. When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    53 up, 57 down
  25. If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as an anime demon cat.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    53 up, 58 down
  26. You?ve bought a $25 ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    54 up, 59 down
  27. You always have your hair covering your left eye and always flipping it so you look like an anime character.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    50 up, 55 down
  28. The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    56 up, 61 down
  29. You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    59 up, 64 down
  30. You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    53 up, 59 down
  31. All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    55 up, 61 down
  32. You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    56 up, 62 down
  33. You call yourself "otaku."
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    50 up, 57 down
  34. You can sing songs from your favourite shows, in Japanese, even though you don't speak Japanese?
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    52 up, 60 down
  35. To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    51 up, 59 down
  36. You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look".
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    52 up, 60 down
  37. You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you?re talking to your boyfriend.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    51 up, 59 down
  38. Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    49 up, 57 down
  39. You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    54 up, 62 down
  40. You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    54 up, 63 down
  41. You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    45 up, 54 down
  42. You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    48 up, 58 down
  43. You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarrassed.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    50 up, 60 down
  44. You start to speak with an odd accent.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    47 up, 57 down
  45. Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    49 up, 59 down
  46. You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    50 up, 61 down
  47. Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    54 up, 65 down
  48. You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    49 up, 60 down
  49. Your walls are covered in wall scrolls and posters from your favourite series.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    52 up, 64 down
  50. Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven?t seen in 15 years.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    59 up, 72 down
  51. You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    47 up, 61 down
  52. You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    50 up, 67 down
  53. You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    50 up, 69 down
  54. You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentence.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    53 up, 72 down
  55. You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods".
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    46 up, 67 down
  56. You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    38 up, 59 down
  57. You call your dog Shinji.
    by Andy Thai | September 15, 2008 at 12:53am. | add comment
    46 up, 69 down

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