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Florida Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from Florida:

  1. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    87 up, 53 down
  2. You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    85 up, 53 down
  3. Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    89 up, 59 down
  4. You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    91 up, 61 down
  5. You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichetucknee and Withlacoochee
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    86 up, 57 down
  6. You have to drive north to get to The South.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    85 up, 57 down
  7. 'Down South' means Key West
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    83 up, 57 down
  8. You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    86 up, 60 down
  9. You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    72 up, 49 down
  10. You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances... but Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    79 up, 56 down


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More reasons You know you're from Florida

  1. You dread lovebug season.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    80 up, 58 down
  2. You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    80 up, 59 down
  3. You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    70 up, 50 down
  4. You could swim before you could read.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    77 up, 59 down
  5. Your winter coat is made of denim.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    70 up, 53 down
  6. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    74 up, 58 down
  7. You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    69 up, 54 down
  8. 'Panhandling' means going to Pensacola
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    68 up, 55 down
  9. Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    71 up, 58 down
  10. You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    66 up, 54 down
  11. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    71 up, 60 down
  12. It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, 'What kinda coke you want?'
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    69 up, 59 down
  13. You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    69 up, 61 down
  14. You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    65 up, 58 down
  15. You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    58 up, 51 down
  16. You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    65 up, 59 down
  17. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    65 up, 60 down
  18. An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    61 up, 56 down
  19. You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    60 up, 58 down
  20. All the local festivals are named after a fruit.
    by Dayna | September 15, 2008 at 5:52pm. | add comment
    62 up, 61 down

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