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You know you're from Mumbai if...

  • Added by COP, September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm.
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Mumbai Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're from Mumbai:

  1. Your door has more than three locks
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    74 up, 52 down
  2. You have 14 different menus of 'Free Home Deliveries' next to your telephone
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    78 up, 56 down
  3. Being truly alone makes you nervous
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    66 up, 46 down
  4. You've been to New Bombay twice and got hopelessly lost, both times
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    70 up, 52 down
  5. You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Mumbaikars can understand
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    78 up, 60 down
  6. You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the city's air quality and what it's doing to your lungs
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    73 up, 56 down
  7. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    70 up, 54 down
  8. Rs. 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    68 up, 52 down
  9. Train timings are really important events of life
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    69 up, 53 down
  10. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the "Bombay Times" supplement
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    71 up, 55 down


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More about "Mumbai"

Mumbai, India. Formerly Bombay, is the capital of the Indian state of Maharashtra and the financial capital of India. With an estimated population of thirteen million, it is the most populous city in the world. Along with the neighbouring suburbs of Navi Mumbai and Thane, it forms, at nineteen million, the world's fifth most populous metropolitan area. Mumbai lies on the west coast of India and has a deep natural harbour. Mumbai's port handles over half of India's maritime cargo. In other words, its crowded.

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More reasons You know you're from Mumbai

  1. You're paying Rs.10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a 'steal'
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    75 up, 61 down
  2. You spend more time travelling than you spend at home
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    70 up, 56 down
  3. Stock market quotes are the only other thing besides cricket which you follow passionately
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    67 up, 53 down
  4. You say 'Town' and expect everyone to know that it means 'South' of Churchgate
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    69 up, 56 down
  5. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    66 up, 53 down
  6. The trains make sense
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    68 up, 56 down
  7. You take fashion seriously
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    66 up, 55 down
  8. You consider beyond Andheri as 'Upstate'
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 52 down
  9. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    63 up, 55 down
  10. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    63 up, 55 down
  11. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Road, Altamount Road and the like
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 52 down
  12. You have a minimum of five 'worst cab rides ever' stories
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 54 down
  13. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    67 up, 63 down
  14. You think of Chowpatty and Juhu beaches as 'nature'
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    63 up, 59 down
  15. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 56 down
  16. You don't hear sirens anymore
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 58 down
  17. You haven't heard the sound of true, absolute silence since 1977,and when you did, it terrified you
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 59 down
  18. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a 'Hall'
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    60 up, 60 down
  19. If you look up, somebody is throwing waste on you
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 59 down
  20. Only in Mumbai, you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    62 up, 64 down
  21. You have never been to the Gateway of India
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    61 up, 64 down
  22. Going to 'town', is considered a 'road trip'
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    52 up, 55 down
  23. You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    58 up, 61 down
  24. You have the following sets of friends: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and train friends, a species unique to Mumbai
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    57 up, 60 down
  25. Even in the morgue you have to form a line, first come first served basis
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 63 down
  26. You call traffic policemen as 'Pandus" and expect of out of towners to understand that
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    59 up, 68 down
  27. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes
    by COP | September 15, 2008 at 10:10pm. | add comment
    54 up, 71 down

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