Family discussions usually begin with, "Put the gun down."
In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
Your mother and your pre-teen sister always fighting over the last beer.
Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
Local police save money by making your house a precinct substation.
You *finally* get your work published in a major newspaper and your rat-bastard brother sics the Feds on you.
Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
No more sunny breakfast nook now that kitchen is a methamphetamine lab.
Brother is writing nostalgic screenplay, "A Menedez Family Christmas."
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