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Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Graduate Student:

  1. You can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    22 up, 7 down
  2. You find the bibliographies of books more interesting than the actual text.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    19 up, 6 down
  3. You have ever spent more than $50 on photocopying while researching a single paper.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    20 up, 8 down
  4. There is a microfilm reader in the library that you consider "yours."
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    18 up, 7 down
  5. You find yourself explaining to children that you are in "20th grade".
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    20 up, 10 down
  6. You start referring to stories like "Snow White et al."
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    15 up, 5 down
  7. You have ever brought a scholarly article to a bar.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    18 up, 9 down
  8. You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    15 up, 6 down
  9. You consider all papers to be works in progress.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    20 up, 11 down
  10. Professors don't really care when you turn in work anymore.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    19 up, 10 down


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More reasons You know you're a Graduate Student

  1. You look forward to taking some time off to do laundry
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    20 up, 12 down
  2. You actually have a preference between microfilm and microfiche.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    15 up, 8 down
  3. You regard ibuprofen as a vitamin.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    15 up, 8 down
  4. You wonder if APA style allows you to cite talking to yourself as "personal communication"
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    13 up, 7 down
  5. You have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    15 up, 9 down
  6. You have more photocopy cards than credit cards
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    15 up, 9 down
  7. You are startled to meet people who neither need nor want to read.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    19 up, 17 down
  8. You can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    11 up, 9 down
  9. You have ever, as a folklore project, attempted to track the progress of your own joke across the Internet.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    12 up, 11 down
  10. You have given up trying to keep your books organized and are now just trying to keep them all in the same general area.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    13 up, 12 down
  11. Everything reminds you of something in your discipline.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    16 up, 16 down
  12. Your carrel is better decorated than your apartment.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    17 up, 18 down
  13. You rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    14 up, 16 down
  14. You have ever discussed academic matters at a sporting event.
    by jennselke | September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm. | add comment
    12 up, 17 down

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