Graduate Student Jokes
You know you're a Graduate Student if...
- Added by jennselke, September 15, 2008 at 11:05pm.
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Graduate Student Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Graduate Student:
- You have ever spent more than $50 on photocopying while researching a single paper.72 up, 35 down
- You can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate.73 up, 41 down
- You consider all papers to be works in progress.68 up, 40 down
- You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.65 up, 39 down
- You regard ibuprofen as a vitamin.61 up, 38 down
- You start referring to stories like "Snow White et al."57 up, 34 down
- You look forward to taking some time off to do laundry64 up, 42 down
- There is a microfilm reader in the library that you consider "yours."60 up, 39 down
- You are startled to meet people who neither need nor want to read.66 up, 47 down
- You have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.58 up, 39 down
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More reasons You know you're a Graduate Student
- You find yourself explaining to children that you are in "20th grade".61 up, 42 down
- Your carrel is better decorated than your apartment.66 up, 48 down
- You have more photocopy cards than credit cards56 up, 41 down
- You have ever, as a folklore project, attempted to track the progress of your own joke across the Internet.52 up, 38 down
- You find the bibliographies of books more interesting than the actual text.56 up, 42 down
- You wonder if APA style allows you to cite talking to yourself as "personal communication"53 up, 40 down
- You rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.57 up, 44 down
- You have ever brought a scholarly article to a bar.57 up, 47 down
- You have ever discussed academic matters at a sporting event.53 up, 47 down
- You have given up trying to keep your books organized and are now just trying to keep them all in the same general area.55 up, 49 down
- Professors don't really care when you turn in work anymore.51 up, 47 down
- You can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library.47 up, 44 down
- You actually have a preference between microfilm and microfiche.46 up, 44 down
- Everything reminds you of something in your discipline.52 up, 53 down
