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"You Know Jokes" tagged with alaska

You know you are Flying With An Arctic Bush Pilot if...

You know you're flying with an Arctic bush pilot if
  1. The pilot starts the engines with a crack of his whip... and then yells "mush" as he starts down the runway!
  2. You don't buy a ticket - you buy a chance!
  3. You see a passenger waving a rifle, but he's demanding to be let off the plane!
  4. The fuel for the plane comes from one of those big iron try-pots.
  5. The pilot yells out the window to get the polar bears off the runway.
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You know you are from Prince Rupert when...

  • by Priya, February 2, 2009 at 9:42am.
  • 5.00 (1 vote)

You know you are from Prince Rupert when
  1. You know where "Cow Bay" is
  2. You shop in Terrace
  3. You are excited about the prospects of a Canadian Tire coming to the city
  4. You drive from one side of town to the next and experience rain, snow and sunshine
  5. It's the only city in Canada that is stupid enough to hold a $100 000 Coho fishing derby and think that no one will cheat
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