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"You Know Jokes" tagged with alaska

You know you are Flying With An Arctic Bush Pilot if...


You know you're flying with an Arctic bush pilot if
  1. You don't buy a ticket - you buy a chance!
  2. The pilot starts the engines with a crack of his whip... and then yells "mush" as he starts down the runway!
  3. You see a passenger waving a rifle, but he's demanding to be let off the plane!
  4. In-flight movie? You don't need one - your life keeps flashing before your eyes!
  5. You can't board the plane unless you have the exact number of sealskins.
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You know you are from Prince Rupert when...

  • by Priya, February 2, 2009 at 9:42am.
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You know you are from Prince Rupert when
  1. You know where "Cow Bay" is
  2. You shop in Terrace
  3. To go out for a walk, you have to wear waterproof footwear
  4. Your city motto is "City of Rainbows"...when they should really think about dropping the "bows" part
  5. You are excited about the prospects of a Canadian Tire coming to the city
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