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You know you work in Corporate America if.....


You know you work in Corporate America if...
  1. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
  2. You learn about your layoff on CNN.
  3. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
  4. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
  5. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
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You know you're American when...


You know you're American when...
  1. You are disappointed if you have the same cuisine back-to-back
  2. You drive around looking for the closest parking space...at the gym!
  3. You line up 5 days in advance to pay $600 for a video game system
  4. Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
  5. You can't find the states on the map
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You Know You're Broke when...


You Know You're Broke When...
  1. Your bologna has no first name.
  2. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Lincoln.
  3. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
  4. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  5. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
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You know you are Japanese-american if...


You Know You Are Japanese-American If
  1. You've hidden money in the pocket of the person who paid for dinner.
  2. You have a pet named Chibi or Shiro.
  3. When you leave a JA house, you take leftover food home on a paper plate or a Styrofoam meat tray.
  4. Miyagi.
  5. Your dad owns a Member's Only jacket.
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