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You know you work in Corporate America if.....

You know you work in Corporate America if...
  1. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
  2. You learn about your layoff on CNN.
  3. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
  4. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
  5. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
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You know you're American when...

You know you're American when...
  1. You are disappointed if you have the same cuisine back-to-back
  2. You line up 5 days in advance to pay $600 for a video game system
  3. You drive around looking for the closest parking space...at the gym!
  4. Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
  5. You line up at 3am on "Black Friday" so that you can take advantage of sales on the day after Thanksgiving
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You Know You're Broke when...

You Know You're Broke When...
  1. Your bologna has no first name.
  2. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Lincoln.
  3. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
  4. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  5. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
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You know you are Japanese-american if...

You Know You Are Japanese-American If
  1. You've hidden money in the pocket of the person who paid for dinner.
  2. You have a pet named Chibi or Shiro.
  3. When you leave a JA house, you take leftover food home on a paper plate or a Styrofoam meat tray.
  4. Miyagi.
  5. Your dad owns a Member's Only jacket.
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