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"You Know Jokes" tagged with asia

You know you're Living in a 3rd World Country when...

You know you're living in a 3rd World Country when...
  1. Receiving a box of hand-me-down clothes is like finding a pirate?s treasure chest.
  2. Tipping your waiter 1% is highly generous.
  3. You get a haircut for 75 cents and tip the guy $1 and feel so good about it.
  4. You never, and I mean NEVER, throw away food.
  5. Minimum wage per month, if you?re lucky enough to find a job, is about $25 ? yup 25 U.S. Dollars a month!
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You know you're an Indonesian when...

You know you're an Indonesian when
  1. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
  2. You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
  3. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
  4. You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.
  5. You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
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