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"You Know Jokes" tagged with asia

You know you're Living in a 3rd World Country when...


You know you're living in a 3rd World Country when...
  1. Receiving a box of hand-me-down clothes is like finding a pirate?s treasure chest.
  2. You unplug the microwave when not in use to save money on your electric bill.
  3. Minimum wage per month, if you?re lucky enough to find a job, is about $25 ? yup 25 U.S. Dollars a month!
  4. Braces on your teeth is a high class status symbol.
  5. Tipping your waiter 1% is highly generous.
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You know you're an Indonesian when...


You know you're an Indonesian when
  1. You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis.
  2. You don't mind people being late.
  3. You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
  4. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
  5. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
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