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You know you're a Pilot when...


You know you're a Pilot when
  1. You drive off a cliff, and your last words are "Gear up!"
  2. You are shocked back to reality when your car doesn't turn left as you hit the clutch.
  3. You installed a quick drain valve on your auto's fuel tank.
  4. When you start looking for the lean knob on your car's instrument panel.
  5. You make sure your tank is topped off before you drive every morning.
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