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"You Know Jokes" tagged with bifocals

You know you're getting Old if...

You know you're getting Old if
  1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
  2. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
  3. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
  4. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
  5. You think Iced-T is a drink.
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