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"You Know Jokes" tagged with bifocals

You know you're getting Old if...


You know you're getting Old if
  1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
  2. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
  3. You think Iced-T is a drink.
  4. You know what an 8-track tape player is (and swear it's better than CD's.)
  5. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
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