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You know you're a Coastie when...


You know you're a Coastie when
  1. An Alaskan cruise is not an option for your honeymoon.
  2. If your ship is handed a list of businesses your crew is not welcome at during their port call...
  3. You've woken up in the "red zone" in Panama.
  4. You've successfully avoided at least one inspection, Change of Command, or urinalysis
  5. Any time you set out on a trip you expect to hear "make preparations for getting underway".
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