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"You Know Jokes" tagged with bulgaria

You know you are from Turkey when...

You know you are from Turkey when
  1. *You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school.
  2. *You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
  3. *Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesnt talk to her for 10 years.
  4. *You get very upset when airlines refuses to accept your luggage which is just 80lbs. overweight.
  5. *Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
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You know you are a Bulgarian when...

You know you are a Bulgarian when
  1. When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
  2. Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
  3. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
  4. You started to drink at the age of 12.
  5. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
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