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"You Know Jokes" tagged with capital

You know you are from Patras when...

  • by Priya, January 31, 2009 at 9:57am.
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You know you are from Patras when
  1. - You constantly respond with the cheerfully pronounced phrase "Ela mou?" when somebody calls your name
  2. - You have the chance to go for a walk across the most beautiful marina in Greece (That's Dimitra again!)
  3. - You strongly appreciate holy "Mavrodafni" but you also know that this is NOT best Patras wine!
  4. - You are so lucky to live close to one of the modern wonders of the world! The Rio-Antirrio Bridge is certainly a masterpiece! (Ouf! It's finally done!).
  5. - YES, you do underline the -LI and -NI endings of every word in your speaking but this doesn't bother you at all! After all, you can do it much nicer than your neighbours in the rest of the Peloponnese do!!!
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You know you are from Thessaloniki when...

  • by Priya, October 27, 2009 at 9:12am.
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You know you are from Thessaloniki when
  1. taxi drivers inform you more than journalists.
  2. you believe that trees on pavements take up parking spots.
  3. you believe cycling in the city center to be very dangerous.
  4. you consider walking a very hard task in general.
  5. Your consider orange of traffic lights 'a greener green', which means you have to go faster.
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