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"You Know Jokes" tagged with child

You know you're a Child Of The 1980s if...


You know you're a child of the 1980s if...
  1. You can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well
  2. "Alternative" music actually was...and not popular Top 40 tunes.
  3. You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black.
  4. Your hair defied gravity.
  5. You HAD to have your MTV.
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You know you're a Child Of The 1990s if...


You know you're a child of the 1990s if...
  1. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
  2. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".
  3. You had a Tamagotchi or a Furby.
  4. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.
  5. You used to end sentences in "NOT" or "PSYCH!"
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You know you're a Child Of The 1970s if...


You know you're a child of the 1970s if...
  1. You can recite the Preamble to the Constitution, but only to the tune of Schoolhouse Rock.
  2. You ever asked to be gagged with a spoon.
  3. You still wonder if Mikey died from a lethal cocktail of Pop Rocks and Coca Cola.
  4. You know, by heart, the words to Weird Al Yankovic's songs.
  5. It was a major accomplishment to get to the "Chase" scene in Ms. Pacman.
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